||- Foreword -||

(Introduction- John Cena has never been a man of words.. he's always been a man of action. However, he's been doing nothing but putting his feet up and coaching Jackie since he turned on Trish, rhyno, Nick and Torrie to form the Elite during a Tag Team Championship match. Since then he hasn't been inside the ring, so he was shocked a few days ago to recieve a call from EMF management, telling him he had a match with Scotty Kincaid, the newcomer to the EMF. Cena felt insulted that he had to take on such a newcomer.. until he was told that Scotty had recently been awarded the Extreme Championship belt. Cena has never been Extreme Champion.. and so was excited about the prospect of recieving a shot. However, the EMF management refused to comment to Cena about whether or not that championship would be on the line come Shockwave. With Punisher already holding the TV and Tag Team Title, and Cena's manager Jackie holding the women's title, it could be an ideal oppertunity to win some more gold for the Elite.. or it could turn out to be just a warm up match for Cena.. without the title being on the line. Either way.. Cena is sort of looking forward to getting in the ring again, and if his punchbag this time happens to be the tag partner of the man who stole his IC title... so be it!)

Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena



(The scene opens. We are backstage at an EMF event. The Franchise John Cena is sitting in the Elite locker room. By his side is Jackie, shining up her women's championship.. and across the room, just like last time the three were shown together.. is Punisher, holding his TV Title and Tag Team championship. They are all drinking thier normal drinks (Cena and Punisher some whiskey, with Jackie drinking vodka and orange.) Punisher breaks the momentary silence..)

Punisher: "Jackie, would you pass me your championship for a second..?"

Jackie: "If it's all the same to you... i'd rather not.."

Punisher: "Oh come on.. i've got 2 of my own.. it's not like i'm about to steal the women's championship.."

(Jackie hesitates.. then passes the title across the table. Punisher takes it after laying his Tag and TV championships down on the table.. and looks at it carefully.)

Punisher: "You know.. this is the only championship that this place has.. that i've never held. I mean.. a male has held the WWE Women's title before... maybe I can ask Mike for a shot.. what do you think Jackie?"

(Jackie stares at Pun, trying to work out if that was some kind of sick joke.. or if she really should be frightened. She looks Pun in the eye.. but then drops her glance, almost out of fear. She cannotdecide how to respond, but Pun's face stays completely still.. until a few moments later when he cracks a cocky smile.)

Punisher: "HA only kidding.. you know as well as I do that I don't qualify for the rules of that championship..."

(Normally, when that kind of comment was fired at his girlfriend, Cena would reacht violently. However, he continued looking deep into his drink, stirring it with a little stick, and just staring. He looks a mixture betwen upset and pissed off. Punisher addresses him now.)

Punisher: "Yo John.. what's up man.. you're not being yourself.."

Cena: "It's sitting here having to stare at your ugly face all the time.. though I suppose it makes me feel better about how I look..."

Punisher: "i'll pretend I didn't here that.. but seriously.. what's up? If it's Dumas I swear i'll kill her..."

Cena: "Nah.. sure she pissed me off but i wouldn't care about it. It's the fucked up EMF staff. firstly they give me a fucking month off that I never asked for.. and then they give me a match against this nobody Kincaid.. I mean, yea he won the Extreme Championship... but talk about kicking a man when he's down.. Dude Nick has just loast his leader.. and let's face it, even the best of superstars would be effected. He was only 50%.. and it still took interference by not one.. but TWO EMF Superstars to make him lose the title to Kincaid.. but despite the fact the kid got completely lucky.. and yet he's still considered a top carder.. he's allowed to face me... ME the Franchise.. Elite member.. John Cena! I'm well above his league.. in fact i'm well above everyone's league.. but that's not how the stupid staff sees it.. oh no.. they see Cena as just another fucker who works his ass off trying to earn a few bucks to pay the mortgage on his fucking property.. err no.. I payed that off years ago.. in fact, I've payed everthing off years ago and i still got a shit load of money to fall back on. I don't need to bust my ass week in week out anymore... as you know i don't give a flying fuck about these fans.. I just wrestle for the satisfaction of seeing pain on my opponents faces. I wrestle to destroy people.. and to be honest I don't care who it is.. as long as I see them HURT. As long as I see blood pouring from thier skull when the FU is hit.. and as long as i see their career flash before their eyes.. before covering them 1, 2, 3 and leaving the ring victorious.. then I don't care who it is. But the thing is.. i wanted my grand return to be against a top top name. Maybe Angelus Archer.. or the World Champion Chris Benoit.. instead what do i get.. Scotty fucking Kincaid.. and to top it all off, I don't even know if i'm gonna win the Extreme Championship if I put him away... I don't even know if I can possibly hold gold by beating him.. and if the titles not on the line.. where the fuck does that leave me? Punisher... i NEED gold.. I crave gold.. gold is my life.. and without it i'm gonig insane... Kincaid is probably too much of a wimp to put the gold on the line this week.. especially with the fact that Chris can be involved in the match.. Kincaid is too god damn scared to put his little championship on the line. He knows that if he does.. he'll have the single shortest possible reign in the EMF.. 1 fucking week. Then again.. it's all he deserves. He doesn't deserve a long glorius run like Rhyno or hell even Nick had.. they studied under the best... John Cena. Who does Kincaid have... Wes fucking Ikeda/ I hate that name like I hated waking up with Trish Stratus looking at me.. and one day Wes.. when my time is right I will strike and I will give you a hiding like you've never felt in your life.. whether it's to win that strap, or just to teach you that you dont fucking mess with the Elite and survive! I don't care if your the fucking DTC.. the CWL.. or the fucking american Heroes.. no body messes with Cena, Pun and Barbwire.. and the sooner these fuckers learn that the better in my opinion! I mena who do they think they are.. Kincaid is probably offering Mike money not to put the strap on the line.. probably offereing him a bit more too.. and knowing Mike he'd take that.. and Kincaid will escape with the title.. even if he gets his ass handed to him by the Doctor of Thugonomics! He's a fucking wimp, and if there's one thing I got no tolerence with.. it's a wimp carrying a championship. Not only any championship.. the EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP! Non-Title matches aren't extreme.. even if they do turn into 4 man brawls.. ITS NOT EXTREME! SO Kincaid.. you cannot call yourself the Extreme Champion if you're not fucknig Extreme. I mena.. look how you won the title... Rhyno accidently won it for you! That man, as much as it pains me to say it.. can be Extreme! I mena look what he did to Archaos.. he anialated him.. and he held the title for freakin months. He lost it to a man that WAS the Extreme Title.. and bought Revolution a lot of prestige... Dude Nick. So how can i ask you.. did the title end of with such a ass-kissing bastard like Kincaid? The man that turned his back on his home-grown wrestling school to kiss Wes's ass in the EMF.. and the man who won a full bullsiht matches.. againt "The Solution.." and Kane and company and thinks all of a suddern he's a legend.. what the fuck has this kid been smoking. He thinks he's a freakin legend.. a fan pleaser... a CHAMPION! Scotty Kincaid... i've been there and i've fucking done it all. Hell on my fire somewhere i got a shit load of T-Shirts too.. but the thing is.. being a fan favourite SUCKED! YOu get absolutely nothing back from thos fuckers.. not a thing! And Pun.. that's why i'm sitting here with you now.. coz all the EMF fans are complete assholes! That's why i had to escpae Revolution.. and look what happened when I did. Dude Nick.. the obvious 2nd in command escaped too.. but Punisher.. although I know I should be focused on this hyped up wannabe I can't.. my mind is just on other things.. .like how I aint held a fucking title since I lost to Ikeda..."

Punisher: "man that could prove quite some problem.. it's extremely difficult to win a match you aint focused on... tell you what.. grab your coat and we'll go out, get some proper drinks down us.. and then we'll get you in the mood for beating the fuck outta Kincaid... how's that?"

Cena: "Yea alright man.. anything to get out of this fucking building with those low lives just out there watching us.. so close.. all those working class people that pay their dollers to come see us kick the shit out of people.. it's disgusting that they'd get pleasure out of pain they aint even inflicting.. though I suppose it's true that I get pleasure from ALL pain that is created. But those people pay to see my destroy careers.. and some of them even have the guts to still chant my name.. it's pathetic! And to think.. soon they will be watching me bsolutely destroy that.. what's his name again.. oh yea Kincaid.. destroy Kincaid.. whether it's for the title or not!"

Punisher: "Not that gives me an idea... let's put the drinks off a bit.. and go see the fans! Our favourite people... or rather.. the people that pay to see us cause pain! I mean.. they deserve to get their money's worth of hell being raised I suppose.. even if i do hate them with a vengence! Come on.. lets go."

Cena: "Alright then.. come on Jackie.. you can FINALLY show off your new championship.. come on."

(The three of them leave, and then The Elite's theme song (whatever it is) blasts out as Cena, Punisher and Jackie make their way to the ring. Jackie poses with her ne wtitle, but Punisher and Cena just walk straight down the ramp, without taking the time to taunt. They slide into the ring and Jackie does the same. Cena takes Jackie's arm, and recieves a microphone. The crowds booing begins to die down as he addresses them..)

Cena: "Well... well... well... it looked to me as I wouldn't be able to talk about Kincaid and our match.. but coming out here seeing all you poor assholes cheering my name.. or booing as you choose.. reminded me just the levels of lowness that people can sink to.. and your Extreme Champion certainly has. I mean.. he thinks he's Extreme.. oh the Texas Clover Leaf... CALM DOWN! That's the worst finishing move i've seen in my life.. and it has some stiff competition around here believe me. This guy claims to be the Extreme Champion.. but seriously.. what's so Extreme about looking like a washed up has been of a movie star.. and wrestling like one too! He just looks like those actors whos careeres ended and find themselves doing dog food commercials and the like.. and pretty soon, as soon as that title leaves him.. he'll only be fit to wrestle in the league of the house shows! Kincaid is a joke.. I mean.. he was at wrestling school for 20 fucking years. Most people don't even need one to make it big.. he only really got his break after 20 coz his boyfriend Ikeda came and picked him up.. needed a partner so thought... "everyone in EMF is too good for me.. .hell i'll go and take the worst guy I can find in this school so that he can make me look good." Granted that's what I did with Rhyno.. but believe me Ikeda.. it gets you no where. Rhyno held me back.. just like Kincaid will, and Rhyno lost his Extreme title.. just like Kincaid soon will do.. even if the titles not on the line this week.. it's only a matter of time before some low life takes it off him. Coz at the end of the day.. true Extreme Champions are very rare... since the great Punisher dropped it.. who have we had... Cactus Jack.. the 2 week wonder, Rhyno.. a few months.. Dude Nick.. it wasn't long but he sure proved he WAS that title.. but then Scotty fucking Kincaid. The biggest pile of shit to ever step inside the EMF ring. He thinks that he can hang with the top guys like Cena and last 5 minutes.. well he has another thought coming. That thought will be about whether he has every experianced anything as intense as what i'm going to throow his way.. when he tastes the FU, The 5 Knuckle Shuffle.. the Leg Drop... whatever it takes for me to pin him to that mat I will do it! I will absolutely take Kincaid to town.. and I will kick his ass well and truely! If Wes shows his fucked up little face in my way... i'll beat him right down for stealing my IC Title. Matter of fact even if his fucked up little wife enter the ring.. i'll FU the fuck outta her too. Wouldn't that be nice for the Ikeda children to get together with the Kincaid children and watch... mumm,y daddy and uncle scotty being completely pulvarised by the franchise player of the EMF! You should set your video to record.. just so they can watch it again, and again, and again. And then, if the matchis non-fucking title, i'm gonna take your Extreme Championship, and lodge it so far up your ass that it comes out the other side! That Kincaid.. that would be one hell of an Extreme Move! Hell that would qualify me to work for ECW.. and to be Extreme Champion of every fucking fed in the country.. if we compare it to how Extreme you are at least. You're about as Extreme at wrestling as Trish was in bed.. believe me that's not a lot. You can't wrestle with any skill.. any determination, or any class. You wrestle for your freaking fans.. family and God.. for fuck sake man get a life! Wrestle for yourself and your own selfish reasons. Wrestle to have money to piss away on booze and lose women like Stratus.. and wrestle to cause PAIN! Do not wrestle for these assholes because quite frankly, they do not deserve any fucking one of us. Even the bottom of the barrell EMF crawlers like LKR are too fucking good for these fans. But Kincaid... oh no.. not Scotty. He wrestles for the fans and the man upstairs! Hell tha's lower then anytihng i've ever heard Kincaid.. wrestling for God.. what the fuck does God care if you bust your ass open? What does he care if you injure yourself and cant competee for a year.. hell what does he care about ANYTHING! Because the truth is Kincaid.. there is no man upstairs.. he's just a figment of the imagination of the weak, something for people to rely on when they've got fuck all else.. but Kincaid, you have got something to rely on.. because you got the fucking extreme championship! It's a title I myself would not mind getting my hands on.. but it would seem you're to fucking scared to let me.. becuase let's face it.. if the title was on the line, you'd lose it just 7 days after winning it! So I don't blame you for being scared.... I don't blame you for only wanting a non-title match... but Kincaid.. I do blame you for your choice of partner.. because it sickens me that you'd team with such a bastard as Wes Ikeda. If there's one way to piss me off kincaid.. it's by being friends with him. The man that stole my Intercontinental Championship.. not won it.. STOLE IT! He didn't out wrestle me.. he just rolled me up quickly and cheated his way to the 1, 2 3! e never even gave me a rematch.. though true i cant be fucked winning the championship back. But if Wes were to show his face in this match with Kincaid.. I will promise you this.. Wes Ikeda will be too fucking injured to wrestle in his 30 day limit! As will Scotty Kincaid! Then Cena can chose which championship to pick up.. oh the possibilities! So Kincaid.. if i were you.. ensure your boyfriend don't put his big nose in our match.. else it might end up smashed into the back of his head! There is no limit to the destruction I can cause in that ring.. i've shown it by ending careers time and time again.. and that's why I stand here now.. along with Big Pun.. Barbwire Chris whereever he is.. and Miss Jackie.. as the most elite stable of all time! Punisher ditched Angelus Archer for me.. the former World Champion.. so you gotta say.. Cena is doing extremely well in that respect! And then.. I got one over my ex-best friend Rhyno.. when my girl beat his whore for the women's championship! But this isn't about stable.. this isn't about cars.. hell this aint even about the fucking Intercontinental Championship, this is about John Cena finally entering the EMF ring once aain.. and kicking Scotty Kincaid's ass, ending his unbeaten streak.. and showing him he aint no fucking immortal in the ring. Just coz he went to fucking school for 20 years longer than the rest of us... don't mean to say he's better.. just makes him a slow learner.. kid I was winning the WWE Championship and the EMF Ic championship whilst you were still a school boy.. whilst you were still taking classes in how to lock in a half asses clover leaf.. I was FU'ing the fuck outta people left right and centre, and gonig 8 matches unbeaten on the bounce to earn my first title shot. And then there's your private life Kincaid.. kids and a wife at your age.. you gotta be having a fucking laugh. 3 kids by your time of life.. look at me.. still livng it up until just a year ago when I met the gorgeous Jackie.. that was sensible.. becuase I made hte most of my life before finding the perfect woman! Your marraige will fall apart.. your life will fall apart.. and you will be left with absolutely NOTHING! And you're little girls will be crushed.. but what will it matter.. because then they will fit in with you after i'm finished with you! I might not be 100% right now due to ring rust.. hell i might not even be 90%.. but i'm sure about 50.. and i'd need to be about 10 to lose to a no hoper like you! You don't know what it is to take a risk kid.. and people that don't take risks.. don't succeed in this industry! You wont succeed.. Ikeda wont succeed.. your whole freaking DTC gimmic will collapse.. because you just didn't take any ricks. If you'd come here 15 years ago.. maybe even longer.. before all your fucking training and whatever else... you may have been ready to succeed.. but you wanted to be so perfect when in reality.. your no where near. It's gonna take more than a championship belt, a boy friend and a clover leaf to by pass The Elite superstar that is John Cena.. I am the franchise.. and dont you forget it! You may have had a couple of fraks ak you for your autograph.. but i was signing them a LONG time ago.. before people even knew who the fuck you were. But now I wouldn't be seen dead signnig one.. because I know.. that those fans do not even deserve the 5 seconds it takes to do so! The EMf fans are nothing but complete bastards.. and i'd like to see each and everyone of you SUFFER! But obviously.. I can't do that.. and so.. I'm just gonig to make everyone else suffer.. beginning with Scotty Kincaid come shockwave! Hell it's a sohw i've main evented more times then Kincaid's been on it.. and its a show where I am a wrestling God.. and Kincaid is nothing but a slave to me! And Kincaid.. come shockwave.. you will FALL TO YOUR KNEES AND BEG AT MY FEET AFTER WHAT I DO TO YOU!"

Punisher: "man.. i'm glad to see you got some inspiration from these fuckers.. but if you don;t mind i got more important things to do than listen to you blabber on bout that wannabe kid anyways.. so i'll meet you at the bar.. about, I dunno.. 4pm shall we say? And until then John.. try not to keep these people too entertained!!"

(The fans boo Punisher and Cena, as "Capital Punishment" blasts out, and he leaves. Cena continues to adress Kincaid.)

Cena: "See... you're so boring to talk about that Punisher had to leave... but what exciting can you say about Kincaid??? Oh yea.. oh wait that wasn't him... oh didn't he once.. no no that was someone else err.. well i'm sure something will come to mind one day.. oh yea here's something exciting bout Kincaid.. HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY CENA! That's the one thing everyone will remember about your career Kincaid.. not your shitty little win over Nick that took 2 other men to achieve.. but you getting the holy shit beat outta you by Cena. HA! Holy Shit.. how appropriate for a mna like you Kincaid! You talk about God like he's your best man and he lives upstairs in your house.. and lets face it.. your career is nothing more... then ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT! You might be 4-0... 5-0... whatever you are.. but dont you forget Kincaid.. i'm 21-7.. and whilst on paper you have a better percent than me.. By the time you've wrestled 28 matches... you'll have lost about 24 of them! Because for you.. the losing starts here Scotty. And where it stops.. well it never fucking does! You'll just keep losing and losing.. and eventually.. you'll have such a pathetic record you'll be laughed at by the fans... you'll be humiliated in the street.. and people wont want you're autograph.. they'll wanna take bets on who is the guy that KILLS you in that ring! I'd do it myself.. but I want you to live with the humiliation of what i'm about to do to you! I want you to wake up everyday, think of John Cena and think.. "That man nearly killed me in the ring.. God I hope i don't face him again!" I want you to cry and I want you to BLEED! I want to hit the 5 knuckle shuffle on your little head and watch the blood pour out.. and then watch it come out your mouth after the FU connects! Kincaid I want you to feel pain like never before... and never.. EVER forget the name.. John Cena! I want it to haunt you in the middle of the night.. I want my face to be your one biggest FEAR! When I walk down the corridor and pass you.. you will run away and hide.. and you'd do anything.. ANYTHING to escape the nightmare that will plague you once John Cena has had his way! You will hate your existance because you will know that no matter what you do... no matter where you go.. i'm always gonna be one fucking step ahead of you.. if not more than that.. and that Kincaid.. you cannot LIVE with that! You will want to die just to escape from the Doctor of Thugonomics.. and you're life as you know it will be over. Coz once you're in the ring with me.. i'll be in so much more than the ring. I'll be in your head.. i'll be under your skin.. i'll be every fucking where you look.. and i'll be getting to you for the rest of your life! And then Kincaid.. you will know what pure fear is.. you will know what it is to be absolutely petrified.. and you will, in the words of your freind Ikeda... live with the name of John Cena forever more! You will never get the image of me out of your head.. and I will make sure you suffer the worst fate any man ever has! They say there are far worse fates than death.. and come shockwave Kincaid.. you are gonna taste one of them.. and your life will NEVER be the same! Coz Cena's sick of doing all the talking.. it's time for him to get serious. I don't give a fuck about giving these fans what they want.. but if one of themm is as sick as me... then I suppose that one will be happy to see the destruction of which I will cause this coming week. You will hate life more than you hate me by the time i'm finished... because quite simply you will just want the pain to end. No matter what drugs you take which make you think you can beat me.. they will not remove the pain you will feel at my hands when every inch of your body is bleeding and every bone is broken. You will never be able to forget the day you walked up the steel steps and into Cena's ring.. and believe me.. it's a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your insignificant life!"

(As Cena finishes this little bit of his speech, Number 1 by Nelly blasts out, and Dude Nick and Torrie Wilson appear on stage. Dude Nick is applauding Cena's promo for Kincaid.. as he walks down the ring and enters. He takes a mic, and addresses the Franchise!) Dude Nick: "Yo Cena.. I heard you earlier on.. complaining bout a little ring rust problem.. and I thought i'd help you out a bit! Now I know your scheduled for a return match tonight with AN ARKIE... but I thought fuck that... Cena's too good for that peice of shit! So i'm out here to offer you the chance to shake of your ring rust.. becasue Cena.. if I do this favour for you.. you owe me one.. which you can pay back by completely killing that bastard Kincaid.. so he can't show up for out Extreme Title rematch! How does it sound?"

Cena: "It sounds cool man.. get in the ring and let's get this thing going..."

(Dude Nick gets in the ring, and Earl Hebner rings the bell. The match starts. Nick runs at Cena with a clothesline, but Cena, showing no signs of rust, ducks it and gives Nick a few right hands. He then kicks him ni the mid section and nails a big DDT, gonig into the coever to put it away quickly.. 1... but Nick kicks out.) King: "What a hUGE match for a house show.." J.R: "And Cena showing no signs of rust whatsoever..." (The match continues for a good 15 minutes. After this time, Dude Nick lands Cena with a well aimed Neck Breaker. He then stalks Cena as he hobbles up.. and Nick goes for a Dudemeister. However Cena catches Nick's foot, spins him round.. and picks him up for the FU! However Nick counters this.. by sliding down the opposite side to the one which Cena picked him up from. Nick lands on his feet, and hits Cena with another neck breaker. Torrie Wilson then slides Nick a chair.. but Nick refuses to use this on Cena. Instead he launches it out of the ring, but it lands squarely on the announcers table.) King: "An interesting position for it to land..." J.R: "What does that matter.. don;t touch it.. you'll lower it's value.." (Nick turns and shouts at Torrie about him and Cena being cool, and that this is just a wrestling match. However.. whilst that's gonig on, Jackie gets on the arpon, and exposes a turnbuckle. Cena doesn't see this, but as Nick turns, whips Nick hard into the corner. Nick's back hits the steel, causing him pain. Cena then hits Nick with another DDT. He climbs the turnbuckle.. but looks lost up there. Nick stumbles back up, but doesn't know where Cena is.. which is behind him. Cena then lifts Nick up onto the turnbuckle with him..) King: "I don't like the looks of this..." (Cena gives a smile, and then superplexes Nick to the outside.. through the announcers table. However, he was not aware a steel chair was positioned there, and both men hit it, and the table.. extremely hard. The camera's cannot see them under the carngage.. and the referee begins his count. He reaches 10, and the match is over.. double Count out. Paramedics swarm the ring, thinknig Nick and Cena are seriously injured. They remove the top part of the table, to see Nick and Cena, laying fully conscious.. laughing thier heads off. Nobody understand this.. until Cena takes a Microphone..)

Cena: "Now that was one extreme match! I mena.. gonig through a chair and a table and not feeling it.. not many can achieve that! But me and Nick are two of the best.. and two of the most extreme in this industry! Yea we just got counted out.. but we knew eachother too well to be fucked to finish this match off! Besids.. neither one of us could be pinned unless something REALLY extreme happened to us.. and lets think.. who would be the most Extreme person in this industry.. well I suppose.. if you're that extreme you should be extreme champ.. so who is that again... or wait.. i forgot.. Kincaid! HAHAHA and hee was me thinking Extreme wrestlers held that title.. I must be mistaken! Nick thanks a lot for helping me shake off the rust.. but beleive me.. when I beat the living shit outta Kincaid.. It will be for nobody but myself!Although.. he did steal you're title and then refuse to give me a shot.. that's not cool Kincaid.. that's just wimp like. I mean.. the management still might give me a shot.. but it's doubtful! Anyway Nick thank you for that.. you've really shaken the rust off.. and I look forward to seeing you again soon man."

(Dude Nick leaves to his theme. Jackie then gets in the ring with Cena once more.)

Jackie: "Well John.. you're match with Kincaid is coming up soon.. can i ask what you're thought are about this match.. and of Paul Heyman.. who booked the match for you?"

Cena: "Heyman... Heyman thinks he's so fucking awesome when in reality, he's just a fat little man who had his testicles removed to keep a high pitched squeal for a voice.. and throws his weight around too much in the EMF. How he ever became CEO i'll never know.. but it's a position which he abuses to high hell. He is biased.. he has his favourite superstars.. and they get it fucking all. What does Archer get this week.. a fucking World Title Shot.. he doesn't deserve it.. HE LOST TO BENOIT! Benoit would never have beaten me.. or half the other guys in the fucking locker room.. but he was able to beat Archer.. so why does Archer get a rematch? I'll tel you why.. coz he pays Heyman to make it happen. Well Heyman you numbers up.. because the probelm you face now is this.. one day, upper management are gonna come down and completely crush you. The people above you like Mike will get so pissed at seeing your associates take all the gold and glory that they will fire your ass.. and then Archer and the rest will plunge right down to the very bottom.. and will never see the glint of a championship again! Then the dream of Heyman will be over.. the era of hell will end.. and then THE WORLD CHAMP WILL BE HERE!!! Instead of that now.. we've still got the fucked up Heyman calling the shots.. and for a Punishment for what I did to his baby Angelus.. i've got a non-title match with Scotty 2 Hotty.. oh sorry, that was another nobody in the WWE.. I mean Scotty Kincaid! But anyway.. i get one hald of the RTC or DTC or whoever the fuck they are.. and I get to destroy them bit by bit.. I mean, it would be fun to kill Kincaid in the ring.. then go on to Wes and take back the IC Title.. but I don;t want that fucking title anymore. What i want is the title I deserve... THE EXTREME TITLE! I will deserve it like hell when I beat Kincaid this week... but will I get it.. my bets on of course I wont... coz the EMF is fucked up! THe fans are fucked up... The superstars.. especially Kincaid... are fucked up, and the whole fucking management is fucked up! Where would they be if Cena were to walk out huh.. despite the fact i hate the fucking lot of you... it's still me that brings in you assholes that pay this company.. and pay the fucking wages of my rivals! If it wasn't for me.. Mike would be begging you guys to work for free like the old ECW fans.. and you'd all walk out... go to smaller brands like WWE or TNA.. and we'd be left with main events like Scotty Kincaid Vs Donkey Kong.. the people that couldn't get contracts offered to them elsewhere! Would it be for the title... fuck no. Because the company would have to sell the titles to make more money! So you may not see it.. but this whole fucking company still revolves around it's Franchise player! So Heyman.. before you think about thrwoing me in any more punishment matches.. just think waht could happen to you if Cena got too pissed off with life here! As for this one... i'm not too bothered.. it'll be a walk in the park as far as im concerned! it'll just be a couple minutes wrestling.. an FU.. and a 1, 2, 3! With you done Kincaid.. I can get back to working week in week out.. and winning championship belts like I should be! I can get back to wearing gold.. and you can go back to saying your prayers to the man upstairs.. and begging him for some more success. and i don't care if you bring Wes Ikeda and you try to censor the FU... sorry I mean try and "Dominate the Competition.." coz it wont make no fucking difference to the outcome.. i'm gonna walk out of there, having handed your ass to you on a fucking plate! You are gonna be asking questions for years to come Kincaid... ask the man upstairs... why? Why did you let this happen to me? Why did you make me face John Cena..? Why did you make me get beaen so fucking badly??? But you know Kincaid you're good friend.. he wont answer you.. and that's because A.. as i touched upon earlier.. he probably aintt even there... of B.. if there is such a being.. HE'S A FUCKING ELITE FAN! Let's look at the evidence.. supposing for a second that there is a God... what does this God like to watch for entertainment... hm... well 2 fucking world wars for a start! He likes a Tsunami over Christmas Dinner and he likes to watch all his people starving day in day out! That much pain can only indicate one thing.. HE SUPPORTS THE ELITE! And Kincaid.. if we got support from the great man upstairs.. in your eyes can we really lose this? Is it even possilbe to lose this match with him backing me.. or are you just kidding yourself? Nobody beats the Elite.. and even though we probably got him.. if he's there.. we don't fucking need the man upstairs to aid us to victory.. all we need is the sadistic minds of the 3 toughest SOBs to ever set foot in the EMF ring. But this match tomorrow night on Shockwave.. is about so much more! Because to me.. it is my return match.. and it is Vs a champion. Now i've told you all how I feel about the title situation.. that i'm severely doubting whether or not Kincaid will put the title on the line.. but i'm fucking bored of talking! It's time for some action! SO Scotty Kincaid.. sorry Mr Extreme Champion.. i'm calling you out! I want you to come out right here, right now.. and I want you to get in the ring.. man to man, and answer my question.. will you put the Extreme Title on the line.. YES or NO!!!"

(Suddernly Scotty Kincaid's theme blasts out. Cena looks stunned the Kincaid has the balls to come out.. but then the music starts to stutter.. and slow.. and then cuts out, only to be replaced by "The Other World" theme! Cena is even more surprised by this... as Amy Dumas appears on stage. THen she is joined by Y2J Chris Jericho and Christian! She then gets in the ring, only after Jericho and Christian did first. Jackie backs off and stands slightly behind Cena, as Amy addresses him.)

Amy (with heavy sarcasm): "Well if it isn't my favourite EMF superstar... John Cena!"

Cena (equally heavy: "Nice to see you too Amy..."

Amy: "Silence when i'm talking to you John.. show your boss some respect! Now i'm out here to bring something to your attention.. because it seems you wont shut up bout it until I do! Someone back there.. roll the footage!"

(Footage is played from last weeks Shockwave, of Heyman's announcement involving John Cena.)

Paul Heyman: "Now, as for you John Cena and you Barbwire Chris, I have some very special plans for both of you! But, I'll get those in just a minute. It seems that we have a brand new tag team here in the EMF, a team calling themse DTC. A team that consists of Scotty Kincaid and Intercontinental Champion Wes Ikeda. Now, I've been listening to Wes bitch, whine, moan, piss and complain about not having any matches recently. Now, while the two of you will have to wait for your tag title match, mainly because we have to determine the champions first, I will tell you both this. Next week, right here on Shockwave there is going to be a very special match between John Cena and Scotty Kincaid! Oh, but its not going to be just any match. No, this is going to be a very special match, because to be quite honest, I don't give a damn what the two of you do to each other, and thats why I'm not going to bar Barbwire Chris or Wes Ikeda from ring side for the match."

Amy: "Now as you can tell from Heyman's tone and his wording.. tihs match with Kincaid.. IS A PUNISHMENT! It's not a reward Cena.. and as much as I despise Paul Heyman.. I can't change what he's done. As a result of that.. I am out here to confirm that the extreme title WILL NOT be on the line come Shockwave! That should also teach you a lesson for threatening me with a sledgehammer last week.. oh don;t think you've gotten away with it... in fact I was waiting for the right moment to punish you.. and I think.. I THINK.. it just arrived!"

(Amy signals to Jericho and Christian, who were standing behind her, and they crack a sadistic smile between them and look right at Cena. The fans roar as it looks like Cena is about to get what he deserves.. but then they boo. The change in the crowd emotion causes Jericho and Christian to look over, and to nobodys surprise Punisher and Barbwire Chris are running down the ramp. Jericho and Christian's faces say they don;t want a 3 on 2 brawl.. so they look aat Amy.. who obviously had planned for such an event.)

Amy: "Woah.. slow down.. if anyone of you throws a punch or anything else i'll ensure they are suspended without pay! No Cena i'm not gonig to let Jericho and Christian beat ou down as punishment.. as matter of fact.. forget what I had in mind for that! But Cena I just want you to know.. that when I see Kincaid absolutely whipe the floor with your guts.. it will be the best day of my life! Now we should be off.. I got a ton of paper work to do.. so Cena.. Jackie... Chris.. Pun.. just remember.. if you mess with Dumas.. you gotta mess with the entire Other World also!"

(Christian turns and exits the ring. Jericho takes Amy by the arm, and they turn together, only for Jericho to come face to face with Punisher who was standing behind him. The two give eachother a long, hate-full stare, before Jericho and Amy get out of the ring. However Jackie stops the other world theme blasting out by addressing Amy.)

Jackie: "Whoa Amy slow down a bit.. I couldn't help notice that when I called you our last week.. you were a no show! I wanted you to come out and defend yourself.. but you wouldn't. But i've seen your plan now Amy.. when I got here you were instantly afraid of getting hurt by someone not only of superior talent.. but of a superior hair color also! So what did you do.. straight away booked me in a fucking number one contenders match.. and then gave me a title shot.. all to bide yourself some time! but you only managed to bide yourself 2 weeks.. because I destroyed your plan when I beat Trish! I then had nothing else to achieve.. and nothing else to do. You thought you could keep jackie Gayda out of the way.. well you couldn't! And now.. now you had no options.. so what did you do?well you just carried on running.. but it doesn't matter.. because my match this week.. I will have an extremely special message to send out to you Amy Dumas! You are simply pathetic.. But Amy you know what.. i've said this before.. but you may be able to use your whole "My career ended in the RWA.." excuse to not fight me officially.. but as soon a loverboy steps outta the picture for 2 minutes... your mine. So Chris... Amy.. you had better sleep with one eye open.. because You're on The Elite's list.. and you're on Jackie's list.. and I will get my revenge!"

(Jackie's theme blasts out, as she drops the microphone, and Amy and Jericho exit the arena. Cena however takes the microphone again.)

Cena: "You did a wise thing there Jericho.. making sure your bitch kept her mouth shut.. you didn't want her to end up in hospital with another fucking broken leg. But anyway.. after that little distraction.. what do you see in the ring now Kincaid? This is the entire Elite... Cena, Punisher, Barbwire Chris and Jackie! If you think those.. "assclowns" Jericho, Amy and christian scare us.. think again. But Kincaid.. as much as we don;t fear them.. we definately don't fear you... Wes.. or any of the 50,000 other Ikeda's! But Kincaid.. unless you're so fucking scared you have to make this about The Elite Vs The DTC.. then this match is all about Cena Vs Kincaid.. one on one.. man to man. But believe me.. when all is said and done in that ring.. John Cena wil be standing there the winner. I don;t give a fuck if the Hell in a cell is around us.. if it's a preview House of Fun match.. if it's no DQ.. if its ladder... TLC... Cage.. I don;t give a fuck what Heyman has in mind for us.. coz i'd beat you at them all. Hell i'd beat you if it was 2 out of 3 falls... Chess followed by curling and then some ludo.. coz i don;t give a fuck how we decide this.. just as long as when its all done, and the smoke clears and the dust settles.. john Cena is the man whos hand is raised by the referee.. and your laying on the floor stained in blood. Hell even if we played Hungry Hippos to decide this.. i'd win it... and then beat the fuck out of you anyway. I want you to feel pain Kincaid.. but also to prove to the world I am superior to you in every single fucking way. And then... then I will personally ensure that your Extreme Championship winds back up in the hands of a true champion! Because Kincaid.. once you step into that ring with Cena.. there is no going back.. and no remorse. john Cena will take you bit by bit.. and crush you until you can hardly breathe.. and will only stop when your an inch from death to pin your ass to the ground for 3 seconds.. and then leave you drowning in a pool of your own blood. Becuase Scotty Kincaid.. when you meet with John Cena.. no longer will my opponents have all the fans against them... but they will be intimidated as fuck.. because they are getting in the ring with the franchise.. and nobody ever comes off well against the franchise! My victims.. the list goes on forever. But Kincaid.. whenever somebody enters the ring with Cena.. they are nothing but a statistic.. a name on the list of John Cena's people who... who.. oh I can't resist.. Kincaid.. YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!! And come Shockwave that will be even more true.. when your out cold, following the biggest FU the world has ever seen.. and I stand above you hands raised.. without the Extreme Championship.. but with so much more.. the satisfaction of having gotten right into the head of Wes Ikeda.. and destroyed his little protoge! Wes ikeda.. brings in some school boy and Cena kills him.. what a great story.. but the ending to it is even better.. because it ends with the Elite completely destroying DTC and it will be the Elite.. not fucking Kincaid that will.. Dominate the Competition! Because Kincaid.. I don;t care if you've got Wes... God... Your wife... your kids... The Right To Censor.. or any other fucking insignificant people that could interfere for you.. because keeping the Doctor's shoulders down for 3 seconds is like Rhyno trying to get a girlfriend he aint paying... or Wes trying to take me on again without his nose in the back of his head... IT JUST AINT FUCKING POSSIBLE! WORD LIFE!!!"

(Bad, Bad man blasts out, as John Cena taunts with the gorgeous Jackie Gayda in the ring. However its not a crowd pleasing taunt.. more a "look how amazing we are taunt". Cena then snogs the face off of Jackie (not literally...) before they leave the ring and go off up the ramp. Jackie stops at the top of the ramp... and gets in one last quick question... by saying..)

Jackie: "So John tell me... with Kincaid being the current Extreme Champ.. how does that effect your mind set going into the match."

Cena: "Current Extreme Champ.. he's not is he? Oh yea.. sorry all the fame went to my head and I forgot about the things that go on down in the lower depths of the EMF ladder. Yes Kincaid won the Extreme Title from my pupil Dude Nick.. but let me tell you one thing Kincaid.. you may have beaten the pupil.. but you'll NEVER beat the teacher! I'll whip you around the ring whatever the stipulation.. whatever goes down.. i'll dominate you. it doesn't matter how.. or when.. of even IF Wes ikeda shows his big ugly nose in my business.. it wont make a fucking difference.. coz i'll just FU the fuck out of both of you.. and pin Kincaid anyway. It's not gonna be hard to do.. it's not gonna be sometihng that taks a lot of effort.. it's just gonna be frustrating to watch me having to waste so much energy to beat someone.. with nothing to be gained from it. If the title was on the line... great... but thanks to Dumas.. it's fucking well not.. and that means i'm gonna be busting my ass once again for only the satisfaction of seeing another man bleed. That's all i'm gonna possibly get from this match.. and as much as I love it, it's not really a great deal that I can keep with me for my whole life! I guess I could collect some Kincaid blood and start a collection down in my cellar.. of all the blood I collect from all my victims.. but then again I aint no vampire.. so what do i need with it. Or.. maybe I could just add his name to a list.. the list of the people whos careers ended when they got in the ring with John Cena. I mean.. The Hall of Famer that is Wasabi fell to me.. and never wrestled again! Does that scare you Kincaid.. but thn again.. you're no where near his level. Matter of fact.. you're the man that thinks every match in the EMF is fucking hardcore rules.. where the hell did you come from.. other than falling from the ugly tree of course.. I mean.. an example recently.. Trish Stratus lost to Christy.. VIA DISQUALIFICATION!!! Does that sound like Hardcore rules to you... FUCK NO! Just coz you and Wes are into Hardcore gay porn.. doesn't mean that every match we have has to be hardcore rules.. it's people like you that pay no attention to anyone else.. that get fucking no where in this industry.. and it's people like me that make sure of it! It's just sad that you'd think just because your division is Hardcore.. that all others are. Let me tell you.. I have held 2 championships... one for 5 or 6 fucking months.. and not once did i compete in a fucking Hardcore Rules match.. You don;t have to use a ladder or a fucking chair to be a success Kincaid.. I thought you of all people would understand. But what you do have to do.. is win matches. Yea you've won 4 in a row.. and I applaud that... nut did you deserve the push as fast as you got it.. FUCK NO! And will you keep that title a long time.. you can dream of it i suppose! Becuase you see Kincaid.. I have one thing you don't.. and that's pure wrestling skill. I didn't have to learn it for 20 fucking years.. i was born ready to kick your ass, and son you will find that out. Soon your life will be turned upside down and inside out.. and you will NEVER forget who I am. Coz Kincaid.. so far in your career you aint lost.. but you made one vital error.. you be-freiended Wes "My Nose will soon be in the wrong side of my head" Ikeda! The man's nothing but a liar.. and a thief.. and he don't give a fuck about you or anybody else and don't you forget it! All he cares about is going down as a fucking legend.. though he never will. He think he deserves to coz he's held all the title... but how long did it take him to win the IC Title. Fucking years. And it only took me a few weeks from losing the TV to winning the IC.. it took Wes a fucking few years to win his last title. But Kincaid.. you think you're best way to the top is through him.. you're wrong. He'll just get sent straight to hell.. and you'll go along for the ride! He has made too many enemies.. and you're about to make the lot by siding with him.. unless of couse.. you leave himm! That's my advice to you Kincaid.. leave Wes.. and go on your own. You have potential.. you could be great.. butnot if you're a hunted man... as you will be with Wes on your side! You will not be able to go places.. except downwards. I know you have only just arrived.. but you could do so much better for yourself than Wes. I mean look at the company I keep... these are the true fucknig legends.. not Wes fucking Ikeda.. since when did he qualify as anything other than a man who spends too mch fucking time talking to his family and not enough in the ring. I mean.. he's wrestled one match since beating me... against Jobber of the year Dewey Pond.. the man that got near a girl once and gave her such a big STD they mistoke it for a baby.. come on.. beating him aint a fucking acievement.. it's just a fucking joke. I could sneeze to beat Pond.. so it aint anything good. ANd then ther's Kincad's own achievements... Dude Nick is his only major win... my pupil. As I leanrt the hard way.. the teacher always holds tricks back.. and Kincaid.. you're gonna see what i didn't teach Nick.. you're gonna see it when it bites you in the ass. I'm like no one you've faced before.. and come Shockwave.. i'm gonna show you just why they all call me the fucking franchise!! Now how do you like that Kincaid... does it send a shiver down your spine.. coz if not.. it soon fucking will, when I FU the fear and respect I deserve into your useless peice of shit you call a body! Kincaid.. I will crush you in the ring.. and the FU will crucify you! And that... that;s a stone cold fact!"

Jackie: "Sorry I can;t resist this... THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"

(Cena and Jackie laugh.. before exiting off behind the curtain, Jackie's women's championship hanging over her shoulder, and Cena looking extremely happy and optimistic about his match with Kincaid. Punisher and BC.. who have just been standing around listening to him.. exit to "Capital Punishment" soon after.)
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