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||- Foreword -||
(On Shockwave not so long ago, the Franchise John Cena screwed over Tag Team partner Rhyno during a Tag Team title match against the Dangerous Alliance. Revolution were just half a second away from being World Tag Team Champions, something Cena has wanted for a LONG time. However Cena must have had a motive.. a reason for turning his back on his own creation and pulling away. Questions flow through the minds of everyone... of Revolution as it currently stands, of the rest of the EMF roster, but more so of the EMF audience that used to love Cena, and now many of them find themselves loathing im for his actions. Does this bother Cena.. only time will tell, but one things for sure.. the once biggest face of the EMF, has just turned heel.. and nobody, not even his long term friend and partner Rhyno, was ready for it, and nobody was safe!)
Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena
(The scene opens. THe cameras switch on, and the fans watching at a house show see a dark, candle-lit room. They make no reaction. A figure then sits down at a table. A shadow blocks his face from view. He speaks to the camera, the audience still wondering who he is.)
Man: "Good evening. You all know me, or at least knew me. Many of you will already have guessed who I am.. but for those who haven't.. I am a man that has been gracing the EMF circuit for just under One year. I've been winning matches and ending careers for a LONG time, and winning Championship belts too. i was once many of your favourite superstars.. but my actions last week have no doubt cost me many a fan."
(At this, the fans work out who it is, and it's met by a loud chorus of a mix of cheers and boos, however the boos ring louder and clearer through the arena. Cena now comes forward into the candle light, and addresses the fans once more.)
Cena: "YOu guessed it.. it's me, the franchise... John Cena! And you.. each and every one of you.. you WERE my Thugomaniacs or my Chain Gang.. I never really did decide which.. but there was a reason for that. You see recently.. recently ladies and gentleman John Cena realised something.. I realised that Cena doesn't GIVE A FUCK! John Cena doesn't care about ANY of those worthless people that screamed his name during his matches, and thats a damn cold fact! Yea i was the franchise... yea I sold tickets and yea all the gentleman and especially the ladies.. they ADORED me! But after a while.. it just made me SICK. Sick to the bottom of my stomach. You fans all loved me so much... but i didn't love a single one of you! I was using you. I used you for the cheers, for the signs saying how amazing I was.. but at the end of the day.. you guys couldn't give me a single fucking thing in return! It wasn't ANY of you that bust your asses week in, week out just to collect a pay check at the end of it all. It wasn't any of you that built a HUGE successful winning streak.. and my God when I had them.. you guys sure weren't fighting to keep my titles around my waist! You guys gave me NOTHING! Week in, week out i'd come out here and lie my ass off about how having so many great fans made me a better wrestler.. BULLSHIT! I was great because I am great. Because I can handle myself in that ring, and because I am a GREAT superstar! You guys did fuck all ofr me.. and from now on thats exactly what i'm gonna do to you! I can see you all now.. on my television set. Your clinging on my everyword.. as if i'm still that hero that a week ago you were all in love with.. well guess what people.. IM NOT! I'm the fucking biggest asshole this company has ever seen, and you will LIVE with it! See that woman in the front row.. someone focus a camera on her! Read her sign.. "I still love Cena and always will" WELL BLOODY HELL GET OVER IT! You still hold that sign even after what i'm saying to you.. are you braindead woman? Do you need a Doctor? I don't care about you or anybody else in the entire of this fucking industry.. that is, except for my NEW Tag Team partners. Who are they you ask? So many questions.. Why Cena? What about Revolution? Are you still dating Trish? Are you still friends with Nick? Who is that masked man? Who are your new partners...? Well guess what.. they've always said Actions speak louder than words.. i'm not gonna sit here like i did in the old times and go through questions one by one.. no.. for all you worthless people who wasted your $50 or whatever you pay to come and see me and all the other EMF superstars.. i'm gonna answer your questions with ACTION! But not right now.. in fact.. i'm gonna make you wait. And I know damn well that the worst feeling in the world is curiosity.. and that there are millions of people world wide who are feeling it.. but guess what.. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE! Word Life!"
(The camera fades out.. and if anything the fans now have more questions than before Cena started. However jsut when they think something is gonna happen involving Cena... AN ARKIE's theme blasts out, and Finkle announces that the following Dark Match will be a Street Fight. As far as Cena is concerned the scene ends there. The next day the scene re-opens. This time Cena is shown somewhere everyone knows.. in a backstage area of an EMF arena. He once again addresses the crowd who are at the event, and Cena is dispalyed on the Titantron.)
Cena: "Well well.. look where I am! I could be out there with you guys in what.. 5 seconds.. only i wont give you that pleasure. I'm here because I promised you all actions to answer your questions.. and I'm about to provide at least one of them! Or rather.. not provide an answer.. but make you wonder a little bit more.. why? Because i'm one evil son of a bitch and i like making you all feel bad!"
(Cena enters a room. The fans boo as the camera comes face to face with the masked man from last weeks Shockwave. However, he is still masked, so the fans are no closer to their answers.)
Cena: "Well this is probably your main question... just who is under that mask? Hmm what could Cena do here.. he could, rip the mask off and let you see.. he could take the mask half off and see if any of you are clever enough to work it out.. he could ask the man some questions and see if the fans can work from the answers.. or he could do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and leave all you fuckers wondering. And to me.. I like the last option. So cya later man.. these assholes don't deserve to know the truth.. not just yet! (Leaves the room) So what now.. that's one question I don't want you finding out until the time is right.. but there is one little question I can answer for you right here.. right now.. but not through words of course.. but through that almighty word.. ACTION! Just watch closely.. and all will be revealed!"
(Cena walks down the corridor. He comes up ot a locker room with the name "Trish Stratus" engraved on it. He then produces a key from his pocket. He puts it in the loc, and the room swings open. He enters it. The cameras look around, but Trish is no where to be seen. Cena walks in, and closes the door behind him. He then locks it with his key, and sits down on a bench. He waits.. And the camera's switch off and go back ot the action. After KANE picks up an extremely rare win, we return. Cena is still sitting there, and a key is heard turning again. In walks the beautiful Trish Stratus. She looks up, sees John, but does not scream. She instead goes up to him, and looks up, and smiles!)
Trish: "Hello John.. are you here to explain your actions? I've got so much I need to ask you.. are you leaving Revolution? Cna I go with you? Are we still a... well an item?"
Cena: "Trish.. have you caught ANY of my promos this week?"
Trish: "I don't care how evil you are to them.. I still have feelings for you John.. and I still want us to be together!"
Cena: "Trish there's someone I would like you to meet.. (Cena picks up his cell phone and says into it "Come In")..."
(Into the locker room walks an extremely hot blonde. She could even compare to Trish as far as looks go. The EMF fans immediately recognise her as Miss Jackie. The fans roar the sight of this Diva, but Trish doesn't look happy!)
Trish: "And just what in the blue hell is she doing here???"
Jackie: "What a nice intorduction.. thanks Trish!"
Trish: "No come on answer the question.. what the hell are you ding talking to my boyfriend on the phone and barging into my locker room..."
Jackie: "Your boyfriend... HA, I mean I may be blonde but i'm not STUPID! Your an insult to the greatest hair colour of all time.. you and you stupidity!"
Trish: "Right that DOES IT!"
(With that Trish lunges at Jackie. However Jackie sidesteps and Trish lands on the floor behind where Jackie stood previously. Tris then stumbles up and dives at Jackie again, only for Cena to push Trish away.. sending her to the floor again.)
Cena: "Look at you... absolutely perfetic! That's the word that describes you.. but there's a word in this industry that describes me too. It's a word that's thrown around a lot.. often as an accusation but is rarely true.. but in my case it is! You see Trish.. not only am I one hell of an evil bastard, but quite plainly, I am... A no good CHEATER! That's right, John Cena has been cheating on his lovey-dovey barbie doll Trish Stratus. How does that feel Trish.. how does it feel to be the EMF's biggest whore.. but have someone cheat on you! How does it feel to know that all that time I was with you.. I was with someone else too. Remember when you thought I was cheating on you with Chyna.. and when she kept dropping hints.. that was because we knew you'd never be able to PROVE i was sleeping with Chyna, and it would throw you off of Jackie's trail. For your information.. no I never went near Chyna.. who the hell would.. but me and Jackie have been gonig for AGES.. since even my WWE days .Bet you didn't see that one coming Trish.. then again, you never could see past the end of your own nose.. hopefully this has cleared a few things up for you.. you good for nothing little WHORE!"
(Cena turns to leave with Trish on the floor, crying her eyes out at the sight of Cena and "New Girlfriend" Jackie Gayda. However Trish suddernly jumps up and throws herself at Cena. You cannot tell if she is trying to attack him or stop him leaving, and the scream she lets out gives you no further clue. However something inside John snaps at this time, and he lifts Trish up onto his shoulders and nails her hard with an FU! Trish falls to the floor like a rag doll and isn't moving. Cena stands over her, looking down at what he has done. He then spits right into Trish's knocked out face. Jackie comes forwards and picks up Trish's women's champinoship. She places it around her waist. She turns to John wearing the Championship belt.)
Jackie: "What do you think.. should I take this thing from her ugly waist?"
Cena: "HA.. maybe later Jackie.. not for now.. we gotta concentrate on more important things.. lets go meet up with the others."
Jackie: "Ok then, I wonder what they'll think of this..."
Cena: "Of me attacking Trish.. sure it will go down fine!"
(Cena and Jackie exit the locker room. Before they do, Jackie drapes the women's championship over Trish's body, and taps the title goodbye for now.. They leave and go back into the locker room where the masked man was. Voices are heard, but it is so distorted through the door that the fans still can't take a clue from it. Something about "That'll teach that slut" is heard from the inside though. There is talknig for a few moments, and then Cena emerges again.)
Cena: "And Trish.. one little thing I forgot to mention before our little show down.. so I hope whn you wake up in your hospital bed someone has taped this for you.. I don't give a damn what you do now. You can go and shag anyone in the locker room you like.. Rhyno.. Nick.. do your worst.. coz it wont effect me. After all.. who would be jealous of a guy sleeping with a girl who is THAT bad in bed.. absolutely nothing on the gorgeous Jackie Gayda... Word Life!"
(Again the scene fades here. When it re-opens a few days later (on the eve of the next shockwave). We are live at a house show. Suddernly "Bad, Bad man" blasts out. A large proportion of fans boo. However there are still a few cheers somewhere about. John Cena and Jackie Gayda come down the ramp. Cena stands by the ring. jackie Gayda climbs up the steps and slides into hte ring. She tne leans back on the middle rope, much as she had done in WWE. However Cena ignore this, climbs into the ring and pulls jackie off the rope. he then addresses the fans.)
Cena: "Well i've answered questions slowly but surely.. me and Trish.. your answer was givern. The masked man.. I refused to answer. My tag partners? Who even said I had any.. i'm just keeping you guys guessing! But the main question thats left... Why Cena Why? Why did you attack Rhyno.. why did you split up Revolution.. why did you turn your back on them? You really wanna know.. coz im a selfish son of a bitch! Revolution didn't come and help me save my IC title from ikeda.. yet i STILL had to save Rhyno's lazy ass from being killed by Gene Snitsky! Revolution didn't save my TV Title either.. but i STILL had to basically climb the tag Title division single handidly! The fact was, Revolution gave NOTHING to Cena, just like you half-assed fans. Well now looks whos laughing! John Cena got the last laugh out of it.. and now he stands proud, where he belongs, at the top of the EMF mountain. Yea i don't have my Championships or whatever else.. but there is nobody, and i mean NOBODY better than me in the EMF today! There is nobody that could taste the FU and live to talk about it.. and there's nobody who WANTS to face Cena anymore.. because he's just that damn psychotic! I will destroy anyone in my path and that is a promise! Because there is one thing I want, and that is GOLD! I dont care which Gold, as long as I got some.. and when I do.. It will be I, John Cena, who has the last laugh over all you poor losers! When i FU my next victim and he tastes blood in his mouth.. you will see what im capable of. And when me and whoever that masked man back there really is dominate the WHOLE of the EMF.. you will see that John Cena is for real.. and that MY TIME IS NOW! Word Life!"
(After a relatively short last speach Cena leaves again. He grabs Jackie and the two exit the ring together. As he walks up the ramp he spots a id holding a sign saying "The Champ is Still here!" and sporting a lrge picture of Cena. Cena quickly grabs the sign from him, and tears it straight down the middle. He then hands it back and says "THE CHAMP IS NOT HERE ANYMORE KID, LIVE WITH IT!" He then tells the fans that he's gonna win a title for him and NOT for them, before he and Jackie kiss on top of the stage and exit behind the curtains for the final time before another edition of Shockwave.)
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