(The camera's begin rolling, and Cena is shown in his home, with the beautiful Trish Stratus by his side. Cena is holding the Televvision Championship, and Trish the Women's Championship! It is christmas Day.)
Cena: "Trish honey, we need to do my promo, and we need to make it quick, we got christmas dinner at Rhyno's place tonight."
Trish: "Oh yea good point... i hope that cow Chyna wont be there..."
Cena: "Forget her for now.. i got Wasabi to worry about in a few days."
Trish: "I don't know why you worry so much... you'll beat him hands down. But anyway ok. So, John, at First Blood you face Wasabi for the EMF Television Championship, what do you make of that?"
Cena: "Well Trish, i already beat his ass once last week.. i can sure as hell do it again, especially when my championships on the line! I mean, it'll be easy. Wasabi had a better partner than me last week, and he still lost to my team... meaning i'm better than him by a mile! ANd we all know that when my championship is involved, i will stop at nothing to pick up the win! Wasabi, may well be an EMF legend, i mean, he's held just about every champioship in this business, including the Television championship no fewer than 3 times... but he comes back here, a former World Champion, and straight away aims for the TV title... what's wrong with him? I meanm if he's so great, shouldn't he aim a LOT higher. But anyway, he can dream of winning this title... because i am the best Television Champion in history.. and i will not lose this championship at First Blood... especially not to a guy i've already beaten once. I can promise all my thugomaniacs out there that i'll beat him again, and again as many times as i have to until the message sinks in... coz Wasabi.. you may be a former World Champion, but you are NOT the franchise player of this company.. you are NOT the Doctor of Thugonomics.. you are NOT the leader of a successful stable, you do NOT have the sexiest girl in the world, who is also the EMF's Women's champion.. hanging off your arm.. and soemthing else come to that.., but most importantly.. you are NOT the EMF's television Champion and you NEVER will be again!"
Trish: "Well put John... ok next question, how does the fact that you've alreaddy beaten Wasabi once effect the outcome of the match this week?"
Cena: "Well Trish, it's all a case of morale and momentum. I have lots of both... Wasabi has none. He will go into this match KNOWING he's coming out a loser, i will go in KNOWING that is Wasabi is really lucky.. he might walk outta the ring when all's said and done.. but he'll never walk out of it as champion! Wasabi, you've had your turn, you've been champion here more times than you can count... but the sorry thing is mate.. your PAST IT! You are nothing but a washed up old has been, and i will prove that to you this weekend at Frist Blood. When you lose to someone as young and fresh as me Wasabi.. it will show you what a has been you really are!"
Trish: "But didn't you say just last week that you had a hell of alot of respect for Wasabi, and looked forward to seeing him in the ring? To having the honour of stepping into the ring with him?"
Cena: "That i did, and i'm not gonna deny it... but that novelty wore off after i wrestled him the first time. I beat him, and now, although i still respect him as an in ring competitor.. i know im better than him, and when you know your better than someone, wrestling them isn't as good as when you are fighting a legend, a Hall of Famer, and you are thinking of the glory you can get by beating him.. now i've had the glory of beatin Wasabi, all thats left for me is to beat his ass again... just to prove i can do it again and again and again, to prove i'm 100% better than him.. and to prove to the world he's a has been!"
Trish: "Wow, i totally agree with you John. ok, just one more question before we go... what are Wasabi's chances of beating you?"
Cena: "He has absolutely no chance in hell! He has as much chance as Tori has of beating you in a beauty contest... and it doesn't take a genious to work out how much that is.. absolute ZERO! Wasabi, you can dream of winning my championship... it's just not happening! I'm walking into First Blood as champion... i'm alking out of First Blood as champion... if your lucky... you wil be walking out of it, but not as champion!"
Trish: "Ok i think that just about wraps it up babes, if you want we can do anther one in the ring later.. but now we should be going to Rhyno's"
Cena: "Ok honey, and don't worry.. if Chyna does hve the nerve to show up... we'll put her in her place!"
Trish: "Thanks John, you're the greatest!"
(The two start making out as the scene closes. It reopens about an hour later, with Cena, Trish, Freddy and Rhyno sitting round a large table in Rhyno's house. A maid is bringing through a large Turkey, the rest of the table is laiden with about every food you could ever have at Christmas. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.)
Rhyno: "Wonder who that could be... i'll get it..."
(Rhyno leaves the table to answer the door. He opens it, and chyna's voice is heard!)
Chyna: "Room for one more?"
Rhyno: "Well you were invited... but that's before you took out John with a sledgehammer..."
Chyna: "Please Rhyno! I have every intention of apologising to John first!"
Rhyno: "Ok, ok, but just make sure you do!"
Chyna: "Thanks you so much Rhyno! (Enters room) John i... oh... i didn't know SHE was gonne be here... i thought this was Revolution only!"
Cena: "Well Trish here is the newest member of Revolution... as a reward for doing something YOU could never achieve! Anyway, something you wanted to say?"
Chyna: "Yea, John, I'm terribly sorry for what i did, i will prove that to you later..., i just needed to make a point... it will never happen again, i promise"
Cena: "WHat do you reckon guys.. one more chance?"
Rhyno and Freddy: "Yea"
Cena: "Ok Chyna, i forgive you, now sit down and enjoy your dinner... and let's hear nothing more about it."
Trish: "But she attcked you... she should be thrown out right NOW!"
Cena: "We are giving her another chance honey... believe me, it's her last. Ok, now everyone stop arguing... and enjoy the food me and Rhyno payed for..."
(The group tuck in, and the camera stops rolling... Later on, the group are sitting on Rhyno's sofas. Freddy has alread gone home by this point.)
Rhyno: "God John... you've had a lot to drink... do you and Trish wanna spend the night?"
Cena: "Sure bro, if that's alright with you... but we need a double bed..."
Rhyno: "No problem, i got plenty of guest rooms with them in... take your pick!"
Trish: Oh i'll choose... i LOVE chosing things like that."
Rhyno: "And i'll get some stuff sorted out for you guys!"
(The two leave in opposite directions, leaving just Cena and Chyna)
Chyna: "I need to use the bathroom... wont be a sec."
(She disappears, and re-enters seconds later, wearing nothing but a towell.)
Chyna: "Judging by the size of this place... they'll be gone for ages... I told you i'd show you how sorry i was... so i'm sorry (dropping the towell) REALLY sorry!"
(Cena gazes at Chyna's body (which is blurred to the crowd) and stands up. He walks slowly over to her.)
Cena: "Chyna... I..."
Chyna: "Shut up. Don't talk. Just kiss me."
(Cena walks over, and looks like he's about to kiss her. However, he hears footsteps and stops!)
Cena: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???"
Trish (entering): OH MY GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!!"
Cena: "I dunno... i was just sitting here and she did that..."
Trish: "YOU F****** SLUT! YOU couldn't get John normally... so oyu had to resort to that... and even then he rejects you! HA You're PERFETIC! You... You..."
(Trish snaps, and lashes out at Chyna. Chyna goes flying across the room, and lands, naked, in the leftovers from christmas dinner... Trish stands and laughs!)
Trish: "HA, how do you like that? I beat you in the ring... and i sure as hell beat you out of it... Oh and Chyna. we've all seen your body before in playboy... please, we don't need to be subjected to it anymore... talk about man boobs... nothing on mine, right John?"
Cena: "No of course they aren't... anyway, lets go upstairs and you can show me the bed... i mean... room you picked out. We can leave Chyna to clear this mess up..."
(The two leave, leaving Chyna looking extremely hurt. The scene fades.)
(The next day, the fans are attending an EMF event, when REVOLUTION blasts out! Cena and Trish are shown entering the ring, both carrying championship belts!)
Trish: "I know you all wanna talk about what happened last night... but me and John don't have time! He's got a TV Title match soon... and so needs to do another promo! We already did one, so this is brief, but still, as its John... will be AMAZING! First question, i've been hearing recently people calling you the BEST TV Champion of ALL time, how do you respond to that?"
Cena: "Well, those people are obviously new fans to the company... coz i dont pretend to be the best TV Champion of all time. Not by a long shot... we all know that the best in the legendary Steve Hiroko, but what i can say is, me and you Trish, are DEFINATELY the best pair of champions the EMF has ever had! But i'm glad that hte younger generation of fans is responding to my efforts here, and i hope one day, i can say i AM without a shadow of a doubt, the BEST TV Champion of ALL time, but for now, no, i'm not"
Trish: "Ok then. GOing into First Blood, what's going through your head?"
Cena: "Well first blood is like the Olympic Games of wrestling.. its the biggest, and best PPV ever, and i'm honoured to be a part of it. However, this is my first "first blood" and i don't wanna start it off by losing, and have to wait a whole year to put the record straight... so i can guarentee victory at it. But what's going through my head, well, onlylegends get asked to wrestle at first blood, i mean, its the Wrestlemania on EMF, the only difference is, First Blood is a million times bigger and better! I've been to PPV's before and contested for this title... everytime i've won! And that record, will NOT end here!"
Trish: "Ok, i think that'll do, combined with he earlier one. All that's left now is for me to say good luck, and to give you some inspiration.."
(The two make out in the ring, and then head of backstage to Revolution!)
