Shockwave RP
(Cena is shown backstage in the Revolution Locker room. He has Trish with him, and as the camera focuses on them, a knock is heard and Rhyno enters.)
Cena: "Hey Rhyno, whats up?"
Rhyno: "Tell me its not true..."
Cena: "I dont know what your talking about Rhyno..."
Rhyno: "Tell me you're not going out to the ring at Shockwave and partnering James Hardy... Please tell me it's not true..."
Cena: "I'm no happier about it than you are... but this is what Prez Mike has said... and i'm the Television Champion, I can't just go round rejecting matches..."
Rhyno: "I suppose... but it's a bit degrading... teaming with someone like him... against Wasabi and Dewey Pond.. they aren't even in your league!"
Cena: "It is, it really is... but you know the real problem i got Rhyno? I think that James Hardy... on the whole... SUCKS! ANd i'm sure i will lose this match... just coz of him, i mean, did you see his match last week... he is totally rubbish in the ring... and i feel could cost me this match!"
Trish: "You know what honey... it wouldn't bother me too much if you did lose... coz the world would still know you were the man with the most talent outta the four... everyone would see that Hardy was to blame for your defeat... but anyway, you could probably beat Wasabi and Pond single handidly... even with the handicap..."
Rhyno: "Yea John, your the best... and you know it. I mean, look at you. The fans love you, you got one of the fittest girls in the world hanging off you... and another playboy model who wants you like hell, and your Television Championof the world!"
Trish: "You mean Chyna right..."
Rhyno: "Yea i do"
Trish: "Well that slut... once i beat her arse all over the ring at shockwave, wont be coming near you again for a long time... i'll teach her a lesson she'll never forget..."
(Just then Chyna comes running through the door, and jumps at Trish, Trish moves out the way, and Rhyno holds Chyna back)
Chyna: "I heard EVERYTHING that bitch just said! I will get you for this..."
Cena: "Whoa girls... calm down!"
Chyna: "She's using you John... i explained that in my promo... and i told you it loads of times last night..."
Trish: "WHAT!!! What does she mean LAST NIGHT! You told me you were out traning all night!!! You sure have some explaining to do!"
Cena: "She's lying of course honey... you know you're the only girl for me! I love you Trish... more than life itself, i'd never cheat on you with anyone... least of all Chyna..."
Chyna: "And WHAT exactly is that meant to mean... i can prove what happened last night..."
Cena: (interupting her) "RHYNO, GET HER OUTTA MY LOCKER ROOM NOW!"
Rhyno: "Yes Champ, at once!"
(Rhyno leaves the room, dragging a struggling Chyna with him.)
Trish: "So is it true? What she said? Can she prove it?"
Cena: "No of course not... i'd just had enough of her lies. Look, it's time i made my promo... care to accompany me to the ring?"
Trish: "Ok John, and by the way, i beleive you, not that hore... she probably dreampt you were with her last nigh..."
Cena: "Yea... she wouldn't be the only female to do that... but anyway, time to address the fans!"
(Basic Thugonomics blasts out aroun the arena, to a huge roar from the fans. John Cena emereges, with Trish attached to one arm, and his TV Title belt to the other (as usual)! The fans begin the Cena chant, as he enters the ring! The two of them pose, before Cena hands Trish his title, and she uses it to signify she will soon have her own. Then the music stops, and the chanting dies down, and Cena speaks!)
Cena: "THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! Well i don't have much time this week for a promo... what with events being how they are... but, as always, my official interviewer, Also Known As, my sexy girlfriend, of the next women's champion Trish Stratus! will be asking the questions!"
Trish: "Well we don't have much time.. so i'll stick to match related questions... rather than what i wanna ask... but anyway, what do you REALLY think of your partner James Hardy?"
Cena: "I made no secret of how i feel about him earlier... he has NO in ring talent, and NO potential. Normally, i'm the first person in this industry to recognise fresh youngsters, praise them, and watch them rise through the ranks... but this Hardy... he aint even fit to shine my shoes... let alone tag with me..."
Trish: "Well obviously i agree... ok, so let's talk about your opponents... Dewey Pond? How do you feel about him?"
Cena: "Well, Rhyno beat Dewey a few weeks ago... and Dewey didn't even get a look in... the way i see it, if rhyno can do it... so can the Television Champion... the Frachise... John Cena!"
Trish: "So what about Wasabi... recently returned here, how do you see him fairing in the ring with you?"
Cena: "Well, Wasabi is the ONLY reason i agrred to this match... coz i wanted to witness first hand what he is like in the ring! He is someone i have tremendous respect for, and, am looking forward to facing. Wasabi, you and Hardy have a little rivalry.. and come Shockwave, it will be taken to another level. Me and Dewey have been chucked in.. but believe me, if you focus even a fraction of your energy on that worthless Hardy this weekend... i'll beat you in an instant! You gotta focus on ME, thats the only way you could win. Wasabi, as much as i respect you, that is put aside this week, Cena and Wasabi will be the focus of the match... and i think i can safely say... I will come out on top!"
Trish: "Well, as we said... time not on our side tonight, so we better leave it there, any last word Champ?"
Cena: "Yea, James Hardy... you better put in 100% this week... and then work 10 times harder than that... because i'm not gonna be happy if i lose due to you... i'm the TV Champion. I'm a winner! And Don't you forget it! Hardy, see you in the ring... but Hardy... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!! And come Shockwave... you will be amazed for 2 reasons... 1 at the amazing show your partner put in... and 2 that you actualy won a match! BUt i don't wanna attack you more than the others... if you put in maximum effort, i got no problem with you! Wasabi and dewey on the other hand... you better wat ch out come Shockwave... because THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"
(Cena and Trish leave up the ramp to Basic Thugonomics, the crowd roaring the whole time)
