(REVOLUTION by Motorhead blasts out loudly around the arena. The
fans roar in delight as Rhyno emerges onto the stage. He is then
joined by Chyna and Freddy! THe three of them walk into the ring,
whilst the crowd are cheering like mad. They fall silent as Rhyno
grabs a microphone and addresses them.)
Rhyno: "Well Ladies and Gentlemen, i'm sure you know already why we
are out here. You see, 3 weeks ago, John Cena became the FIRST
member of Revolution to hold an EMF Championship, when he pined
Denis Kettleburg 1... 2... 3! to secure the EMF Television
Championship. Since that day, Cena has been givern 2 weeks off, and
has not been seen by any of you fans since! Well, next week is the
Evolution PPV, and John Cena will be defending his title against
Lion... of all people... The thing is, we couldn't have the
Evolution fans forgetting how great Cena is vefore the match... but
also, John Cena was never givern a proper Championship Celebration!
"
Chyna: "So tonight, we thought we'd give him one in TRUE Revolution
style! SO Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome.. your NEW EMF
TELEVISION CHAMPION!!! JOHN CENA!!!"
(Basic Thugonomics blasts out, to a HUGE ROAR from the crowd! but
for a few seconds no one appears! Then Cena slowly walks onto the
stage, with the coverted EMF Television Championship around his
waist! The crowd give a really loud roar, before calming down a
bit, and starting the Cena chant again! Cena walks down the ramp,
and shakes hands with some of the fans, who all try and touch him,
or his belt... He then enters the ring, and takes the belt from
around his waist, and holds it in the air! The crowd roar once
again, as Cena walks over to Chyna, and shakes her hand. He then
goes to Freddy, and the two laugh about some private joke (this
time not about Rhyno) while shaking hands again! Cena then goes
over to Rhyno, and hands the championship to him! Rhyno lifts it
up, and poses, before returning it to the Champion, and shaking
hands with him also, the two laughing as well! The crowd now fall
silent as Cena speaks)
Cena: "Ok before i get started... there's someone i ould like to
introduce to you! I guess she SHOULD have accompanied me to the
ring tonight... but as she's new to the business, I thought she
deserved her own entrance. I mean, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HER!!! Who
could deny her that? Anyway, without spending too much time...
ladies and gentlemen, The New Manager of the EMF Televison
Champion... Miss Trish Stratus!!!"
(Trish Stratus enters to "Time To Rock And Roll" The fans cheer
again (especially the men) as she gets into the ring, and stands at
the side of Cena. The two hug, and then break apart, still holding
hands. Cens uses his over hand is a sort of "check her out!"
motion, as the fans continue roaring, then fall silent for Trish)
Trish: "Well Ladies, but more importantly Gentlemen... here I am,
in the EMF! Standing in a ring full of legends... and Chyna! But
thats not important, the thing is, I am the official manager of the
Television Champion OF THE WORLD!!! I mean, doesn't that belt just
match that GREAT body ladies? But anyway, enough about that... I
want to let you all know, that I am here, but not ONLY to escort
round the great John Cena (and to do a lot of things that don't
involve escorting... but thats for the after 9 o'clock shows...)
but also to be the NEXT EMF Women's champion! I mean, nobody in the
Triple threat can wrestle... so..."
Cena: "Woah Trish, save it for YOUR promos... we are here, now, to
talk about my upcoming match with Lion! How about to get you
involved... you can interveiw me about it? I mean, not everyone
gets the chance to do that for my FIRST EVER Championship defence!"
Trish: "Ok hun, So, your facing Lion huh? First off, WHO THE HELL
IS LION???"
Cena: "HA good question baby! Well, Lion, as i believe you honestly
don't know... though not many people do... is an EMF wrestler, NOT
superstar, but wrestler. He came here, and had a nothing match with
Road Van Toad... then thought he was the best thing EVER to hit
this business. I think he went home that night, hit "The EMF" into
a search engine... and tried to get in the ring with everyone he
found there.... He challenged Webber, Kettleburg, ANGELUS ARCHER!!!
then had the nerve to try and step into the ring with me! When your
search engine came up "The franchise- John Cena", that's exactly
what it meant! I am the EMF's Franchise player, i am the Doctor of
Thugonomics, the TV CHAMPION!!! I am One of the top guns here in
EMF now... and you... ARE A NOBODY!!! HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN
STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME!!! IT'S A DISGRACE! I FEEL INSULTED TO
HAVE TO FACE YOU!!! But all that said, to answer your question
Trish, who is Lion? He's, as Denis kettleburg famously put it... a
George of the Jungle Wannabie, who at Evolution, is WAY out of his
league. King of the Jungle? COme Monday, you'll be king of the
hospital..."
Trish: "Wow, he is MORE of a loser than i thought... can we get a
picture of him so i can see?"
(A picture of Lion appears on the titantron)
Trish: "OH MY GOD YUCK!!! Get that thing off of there!!! My God...
he definately loses to you in one department John... and come
Evolution... it will DEFINATELY be two! Ok, onto my second
question... What do you think are Lion's chances of beating you at
Evolution?"
Cena: "HAHAHAHAHA, you can't even measure that small! Ok, so Lion
got 2 flukey wins over my man Freddy Krugeur... but you could not
beat him if he was 100%, and you could not beat ANY other person in
this ring. I doubt you could beat Trish... or Chyna... You could
definately not beat Rhyno, and you SURE AS HELL can't beat me!
Lion, you are not a king in this business... you are not a Lion,
you are a mouse amongst men! So far, yea you've had a good run...
but you CANNOT, and WILL NOT beat me. I'm glad you've had a good
run so far... hell I even helped you out a bit along the way... but
when you come after MY title, then it becomes personal! That Gold
was made for me... when the designe the TV Title, the creator had a
dream of a champion so great, that the belt fit his waist
perfectly, and he could out wrestle ANYONE that came his way,
looking for the gold. A champion that IF by some amazing fluke he
EVER lost the gold, would win it back so easily, that after a
while, everybody else would give up, and admit THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Well guys wait no longer! because THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! and i will
NOT ever loose this championship, until the day i decide that
bigger things are calling me... the WORLD Championship, The I.C
belt, then maybe, i'd let someone take my title from me... but it
is NOT gonna be someone like Lion! I'd never let someone with as
little talent as her has take my championship from me! So, again to
answer your question Trish... Lion's chances... ABSOLUTE ZERO!!!"
Trish: "Wow well i think thats pretty clear... though we all
already knew that! Ok, next question, Lion won a triple threat
match involving Freddy and Prophecy! Do you not tihnk that is a
very good achievement? And do you not think he deserves this shot?"
Cena: "Well, you all know how great i think Freddy Krugeur is! If i
didn't, he wouldn't be in Revolution, the greatest stable in EMF
HIstory! How Lion beat him, i'll never know... my only explanation
is, Freddy was injured prior to the match, and Lion got lucky... As
for Prophecy, he's always in the title hunt... but neve has any
conviction to actualy win them... I think that in the ring, one on
one, I could have beaten any of those 3 men, but i think Lion has
to be the weakest of the three... and easy prey for me to pick off.
You see, the job of the TV Champion, is to test the newbies that
come here... and to beat them all one by one, teaching them a
valueble lesson! Winning gold here is not easy... only a small
proportion of people have what it takes! Lion, right now, you dont!
If you were here a bit earlier... and Revolution wasn't so crowded,
you are the kinda guy i would have loved to take on board, coz you
got potential to go far... but mate, your NOT the finished article,
and so CANNOT beat me! So Lion, i'm not saying winning the triple
threat was not a great achievement... but it's no where near as
huge an upset as beating ME would be! Lion, you got tihs far on a
fluke, but no fluke, no matter how large, would be enough to give
you a win over me... Yea, you have some decent wins... but none of
them are as good as what i had to achieve to get here! I wrestled
week in, week out for a LONG time! And even when some greats of
this business began to notice my potential... Hall Of Famers, World
Champions and the like... i STILL had to wait a long time for this
oppertunity. Now you just waltz in here, beat some nobodies... and
take your shot! HA. Well i'll tell you one thing, oyu may have the
shot... but unlike mine, yours wont have a happy ending!"
Trish: "Well put Champ! Ok final question about Lion... what do you
plan to do AFTER you beat him?"
Cena: "Well, Celebrate my win with my stunningly beautiful Diva
girlfriend i suppose... but in Wrestling terms, carry on as normal.
Take my tag title shot that Rhyno wil earn for me... help him
capture the belts, One for myself, but also because Rhyno realy
deserves a championship! ANd then to defend my two titles for as
long as possible i suppose... whilst obviously trying to get the
women's title round your waist!"
Trish: "Wow, you are really confident bout this match... and
rihtfully so John! I mean, i aint seen you wrestle live yt... but
if you're half as good at it as you are in bed! You wil be world
champ in no time!"
Cena: "Wow world Champ... I wish... Angelus is outta my league...
at least I can ADMIT that, unlike a certain pussy cat we all
know..."
Trish: "Ok, my final question of the night John... Am i the hottst
Diva in the EMf or what?"
Cena: "Woah what has that gotta do with my title defence! Trish,
honey, you KNOW your the hottest WOMAN IN THE WORLD, let alone Diva
in the EMF... and i dunno bout next seing as your not in the next
title match... but you are the FUTURE, guarenteed, womens
champion!"
(Cena and Trish are interupted by Chyna.. much to their
displeasure)
Chyna: "Let me stop you two love birds right there! Trish, you keep
calling yourself the FUTURE womens champion, well in the NEXT
womens champion, and once i am, your dreams are over... coz John
would never let you challenge me! Aint that right John?"
Cena: "Well the womens division is nothing to do with me..."
Chyna: "Ok, even if we have that match... I have the backing of
Revolution, right guys?"
(There is an awkward silence... in which Trish starts smiling! It
becomes aparant that the Male Revolution members are not sure what
to think... Chyna storms off in rage at this, and Freddy and Rhyno follow her after orders to do so form Cena. Cena and Trish then taunt the crowd for a bit, recieving a large roar. then then head up the ramp to Basic Thugonomics. They stop at the top, and to the fans delight, kiss on the ramp. Cena then shouts "THE CHAMP IS HERE" before exciting.)
