(Revolution by Motorhead blasts out over the arena, as John Cena
wals to the ring, accompanied by Freddy, Rhyno and Chyna. They get
to the ring, and Cena enters, the rest, stand around the ring!)
Cena: "Well well, i bet none of you expected to see this so soon
before shockwave... I know what you are all thinking, "shouldn't
Cena be getting prepared for his match with Denis..." Well your
right... but i've been doing nothing but that since last time I was
out here... so i thought, now thet Revolution was a 4 member
stable, we should come out here, and give you a little information
on where Revolution is going... You see, I John Cena will soon be
your NEW Television Champion, but right now you could be thinking
i'm the only member doing anything... so i'm gonna take you through
what our stable aims are now... YOu see, we as the Revolution plan
to one day dominate the EMF, by gradually building up strength
together, learning from one another, and just all in all improving
eachother. Take for example Chyna... at shockwave this week she...
Chyna: "woah woah woah John... yea ok i've maybe got a womens title
match... and yea Rhyno has a huge match with Taker... and Freddy
has nothing this week but really, if we are ALL honest, this week
is entirely about YOU John, you and your title shot. So don't waste
your time going on about us... let's talk about your huge match
instead..."
Cena: "Well thanks guys, but i did go on about my match a fair bit
before... but it wont hurt to talk about it a little bit longer...
well Denis, what more can i say... i've beat you before, i'll beat
you again... the crowd agree, the locker room agrees... the only
person that desn't is you Denis... so just be careful, because as
quickly as you won that title, you will lose it!"
Freddy: "Damn right John, but there's something i want to add...
you see, many people out there will think that Denis Kettleburg,
has achieved more in the EMF than John, well you see, this is NOT
true. The thing is, Denis may have held a title, but thats ALL he's
done. John Cena has had a Tag Team Title shot, John Cena has had an
8 match unbeaten run, John Cena is unbeaten in singles wrestling
with one exception... John Cena has won the one and only clash
between himself and Denis to dae, and even more impressively, John
Cena has become LEADER of one of the most powerful stables in the
history of the EMF, REVOLUTION!!! John Cena has proven once for all
that he has some of the greatest powers when it comes to pulling
women... John Cena has proven he can end careers (remember Chaos
anyone?) You see we got a phone call just days after Cena Vs Chaos
saying that Chaos would be VERY VERY lucky if he ever wrestled
again... who did that??? JOHN CENA DID! John Cena has proven he can
step into the ring with the best... in his last match he held his
own with De Kreek and Webber... John Cena IS the Franchise of the
EMF, he Is the Doctor of Thugonomics! He is the FANS FAVOURITE
superstar!!! and most importantly... he is the NEXT TELEVISION
CHAMPION!!!"
Cena: "Wow... thanks a lot man, it means alot to me that you have
followed my career that thoroughly... and it ,eams a lot that you
think so much of me. The thing is Freddy, you are right, i HAVE
done all those things, and they are just the start of the John Cena
era, because, i promise you all that when i'm champion, I will be a
champion for the people. Whatever my fans, the thugomaniacs want,
they get. If they want me to be a fighting champion like so many
EMF Superstars aren't... then thats what i'll be. If they want me
to take a leaf outta everyone elses book and sneak around avoiding
defences... then i suppose i'll have to do that... coz my fans are
the single most important thing to me... and i WILL give them what
they want. You see, quite recently, Cena has been getting a lot of
time off... though sometimes i don't need or want it... but I
promise you all that when i am champion, i will do as much
wrestling as possible... even if my title is not at stake, because
i can't deny my fans what they wanna see... and if they wanna see
the FU every week ,then they got it... if they wanna see the 5
knuckle shuffle all the time... they got it, coz i'm John Cena, and
as long as i'm winning matches, winning titles and climbing the
ladder... i don't care what else happens, as long as my
Thugomaniacs are happy with it! So, when i come out here after
Shockwave and say THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! and you all chant my name,
both will be magnified by about a million times, because i will
have gold round my waist, and i will be looked up at, and respected
at last... people WILL call me Champ, and will know that Cena means
business here..."
Rhyno: "Well WE already know that John, all of revolution means
business here, but you are just that one step higher up the ladder,
but MY GOD Revolution deserve a championship, and who better to
carry our stable to the next level but you John, the only remaining
founding member, the leader, and most importantly the teacher of
Revolution, i mean, so far i've learnt so much from you, but when
you are champion, when you beat that worthless Denis and take his
title... then truely you will have reached ANOTHER level towards
greatness, and you will be that much better to learn from. John,
you have already taught us so much without holding a title, I
cannot wait to work along side the new champion Cena..."
Cena: "Well, thanks guys, and i promise that once I am a champion,
i will make sure all of you learn exactly what it takes to get to
this level! But anyway, we can't stand ot here rambling all day...
come on guys, we got things to take care of before Shockwave
tomorrow..."
(Revolution leave to their music and Freddy, Rhyno and Chyna
disappear backstage. Cena however turns around and grabs a crowd
sign from a guy in the front row saying "The NEXT Champ is here!!!"
Cena then gives the guy his Cap from his head, and signs it for
him! Before shouting "THATS RIGHT, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!" and
exiting behing the curtain)
(Cena, Rhyno and Freddy are shown drinking, and laughing loudly...
they appear to be drinking beer! However there is a knock at the
door)
Cena: "Well if it isn't Josh Matthews... What do YOU want..."
Josh: "I'm Sorry John... were you guys drinking... the night before
a match..."
Cena: "Don't be stupid Josh... though i suppose you can't help
it... this aint no alcohol, this is just a drink between friends...
we can't get drunk with 3 of Revolutions biggest matches being
tomorrow..."
Josh: "Well glad to see some sense... mind if i ask you a few
questions?"
Cena: "Well you might as well now.. what are they...?"
Josh: "Well firstly John.. what do you think are your chances of
beating Denis Kettleburg tomorrow night for the Tv Championship?"
Cena: "Josh, i'm as sure i'm gonna win as i'm sure that you are the
worst announcer in EMF history... i mean even that little japanese
guy... whats his name? Funaki... he was better than you without
being able to speak our language... and then Coach, i mean, he's
the most biased Bastard in the history of the world... but he had
SOME mic skills, unlike you Josh... so i am as sure i can win as i
am sure you are NOT the best anouncer in this business... more like
the worst.. that answer your question?"
Josh: "Well... err... yea well onto my 2nd question, do you think
Revolution will make it 3 for 3 this Shockwave, and leave with 2
championship belts?"
Cena: "Well Josh... I can't guarentee two titles, that will only
come if Prez Mike makes Chyna's match for the Women's Championship,
but i guarentee atleast 2 wins outta 3 for Revolution, with me, and
at LEASE one of the other two winning. I mean, Chyna and Rhyno have
hard matches, but at least one of them will wn, of that i'm
certain. Because we are Revolution, and we DO NOT lose 2 matches on
one night... and thats a promise to you all!"
Josh: "With all due respect John... at Cold day in hell..."
Cena: "YOU can shut the hell up about that, because yea it was a
disaster... but Josh, could YOU have done any better... coz if not
then don't EVER mention it in my presence AGAIN!!! DO YOU
UNDERSTAND???"
Josh: "Yes sir... but with all due respect... i', not on the
roster... you are... so i shouldn't win matches... you should..."
Cena: "Well JOshy boy... if i could have my first defence of the TV
Title when i win it against you to settle this... i would, but
seeing as your not good enough to be on the active roster... i
can't... however there's nothing stopping me kicking your arse
RIGHT NOW!!!"
Josh: "Ha... I got a tag team victory over JBL and Orlado... as i
already said... i think i could take you..."
Cena: "HA, Ok then Josh... i'll let you throw the first punch... or
don't you have the balls..."
(Josh then throws a fist at Cena, Cena takes it... and throws one
back, before picking him up with ease and delivering the FU! Freddy
and Rhyno go over to join in, but John stops them...)
Cena: "Woah boys... he's learnt his lesson... now GET OUT OF HERE
JOSH, and if you EVER talk down to me again... i will NOT hold
these guys back!"
Rhyno: "Oh come on John... let us have some fun.. we aint beat
anyone up backstage in ages..."
Freddy: "Keep your mouth shut or you will be next..."
Cena: "Now that would be fun..."
(Cena and Freddy laugh, Rhyno looks angry! He picks up Josh
Matthews, who was slowly crawling towards the door, and gives him a
HUGE gore into a set of lockers, knocking him out and causing him
to bleed from the head!)
Rhyno: "Let that be a warning to you Taker, but even more so, let
that be a warning to Denis, because if this is what I, the newest
Revolution member can do without even breaking a sweat, imagine
what the founding member can do... and Deadman, although ur
experianced and could give me a good match, Denis has nothing on
you, and definately nothing on Cena, Cena will win that
championship before many of you fans even know the match has
started... and will be the greatest champion EVER, so Taker,
Kettleburg, whatever you think will happen at Shockwave, let me
tell you what is REALLY gonna happen! Both of you, especially
Denis, are gonna get your arses kicked by two of the greatest
atheletes in the EMF today, The Man Beast, the Master of the Gore,
and the slater of the deadman, RHYNO, and the Doctor of
Thugonomics, the Franchise, and the NEXT TELEVISION CHAMPION, JOHN
CENA!!!"
Cena: "Nicely put Rhyno... and you see Denis, thats an example of
the quality Revolution possess, and Rhyno is our newest member...
so i'll leave it to your imagination just what i CAN do when I
really want to win sometihng... and don't think i'm holding
ANYTHING back when ther is a title at stake! You will step into
that ring, the ref wil take ur title, and a few minuted later, he
will give it to me, whilst the ring announcer announces me as the
champ, and you will sit, and cry at what you had, and what you
lost! And when you are done doing that, you will probably have a
few things on your mind... but while you are sorting your head out,
you bette ask yourself one question: "How is challenging John Cena
EVER gonna further my career..." because, although beating me would
push you higher, you CANNOT beat me, and WILL NOT EVER beat me!"
(John Cena does a taunt to symbolise that he will hold a belt soon,
and then points to Rhyno and shouts "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT TOO
DEADMAN!" Cena, Rhyno and freddy then each raise their arms in a
row, as the camera fades and we cut to a commercial break!)
