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| Ellen...and her infinite wisdom... | ||||||||||||||||
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| "I would jump on him like he was the last chopper out of Nam." | ||||||||||||||||
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| "If when I'm 30 I'm still a virgin...run me over with a car." | ||||||||||||||||
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| "The escalator was broken at work today...that means I get TWO desserts tonight!" | ||||||||||||||||
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