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| Double Deucin' With The AASF! | ||||||||
| She is the Alrewski. This is Allison Singleton, better known as the Alrewski. She is quite possibly the world's palest black person next to Michael Jackson. The little spit fire is now a proud member of the University of Arkansas' girl's basketball team. Which team she'll be playing for is still left to be determined...but I suppose that's why she has Mr. Lee. Al and I have been checking in to a certain mafia connection here in Northwest Arkansas. We have found out that the leader's name is DOUG, and he owns Goldies here in the area. We will keep you updated as more information becomes available. Some things we're obsessed with: 1. Star Jones...KOWABGNGA!!! STAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Jones has found herself a man! 2. The EBG...an obsession that has spread to Justin and Narf...we all keep an eye out for her. She's 80's fabulous, and has the world's largest eyebrows. 3. Yelling at people out windows. The obsession has died down some, but we still get a kick out of having orgasms out windows to make guys fall off skateboards and bikes...bad girls bad girls what ya gonna do? 4. Giving Pants good phone. 'Nuff said. |
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