Super Soaker Reviews

Shield Blaster 2000

Stats:

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Impression:

Ok, I admit it. The Vaporizer is not the worst soaker of 2004. This gun is. This is without a doubt the WORST soaker I have EVER used in my life. It's almost as bad as one of those little pistols. The trigger isn't even a trigger for crying out loud! You crank it around and it shoots... 20 feet... absolute max.

This is simply a piston soaker that can barely shoot as far as a water pistol. The nozzles are gimmicks that have no use whatsoever, the shield is impossible to use, and on top of that its very uncomfortable to hold. Get yourself an ice cream cone instead. They cost less, they're more enjoyable, and they last longer.