Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: We don't own Tiny Tank, Mutank, and Bob. IF we did, our house would have been dust. We do own the Mega Fanfiction Radio.
Fatman: Is this thing on?
M14Mouse: Yes, it is on you idiot. Talk into the headphones!
Fatman: Oh, will you be quiet! ::coughs.:: Welcome to the first airing of MEGa Fanfiction Radio. I am the host, Fatman! And this is my....uhhhh...nice sister and co-host, M14Mouse!
::M14Mouse is stand over him with a mallet in her hands.::
Fatman: My beautiful...intelligent sister..::coughs.:: M14Mouse!
M14Mouse: That is better. ::she smiles sweetly.:: Today, our special guests are Mutank and Tiny tank featuring in the hilarious action video game, Tiny Tank.
Fatman: First, Writers' News.......
M14Mouse: Fatma's story suck.....
Fatman: it does not suck. It has three reviews.
M14Mouse: And they are telling you suck!
Fatman: Oh, you shouldn't be talking. I seen your fics and they suck!
M14Mouse: They do not! ::She jumps on Fatman and hits him over the head with a mallet.::
*************A loud buzz and curses can be heard from the headphones.****************
######We are sorry for the interruption. We are going to break unil our host, Fatman, wake up from his concession.#########
Bob: Are you looking for a new tank? Is your old one not up to par with the laser gurns tossing super-carrier tanks? Well, here is
the solution: SUPER TANK 20000000001. It is equipped with the latest technology. That rusty olf semiauthomatic replace with a high fiber laser gun! No longer will you have to call the army to come tow your tank out of the mud. The SUPER TANK will get you out of all situations!
With three easy payment of 10,000,000 dollars, this tank is yours! Order by mail or phone. The Number is 1-800-989-1443.
######End of Commerical#####
M14Mouse: Thanks, Bob
Bob: Wu'lcome
M14Mouse: Welcome back to Mega Fanfiction Radio. Now, it is time for out special guest, Tiny tank.
Fatman runs into the station with the bandages on his head.
Fatman: Did I miss anything?
M14Mouse: .......................
::Tiny tank comes rolling into the studio.:::
Fatman: Welcome , Tiny tank.
Tiny tank: %^&*^$
::M14Mouse holds the beeper button:: Now, Tiny tank, what are you doing now since you destory Mutank?
Tiny tank: Well, M14Mice, I have been doing commercials. I have this wonderful music video. I don't care for the name. In fact, the name is a piece of &&^%. It is called Tiny Boy. I am not Tiny or a boy. I am mean, SOB tank with mean *&^$ gun. I am unstoppable. So, why do they call me, Tiny Boy! *&^%$$%
M14Mouse: ::Stills hold the beeper button: The name is M14Mouse.
Fatman: How about destroy my co-host, M14Mouse?
M14Mouse: You would not dare. ::She pull out a mallet but Tiny tank shot a laser and turn her into atmoic particles.::
Fatman: ::smiles.:: Anyway, why did you destory Mutank?
Tiny tank: You ask me that! Are you a F&#$ moron? Mutank was going to turn into *&^$. And you ask me why I destory Mutank?
Fatman: But I am Super Fatman! I cannot be destroy!
Tiny tank: .................
::A loud beeping noise come from the studio.::
Tiny tank: What in hell is that noise?
Fatman: Oh, it is time for our news. While Bob tries to get my sister back from sub-partiples levels. I introduce our newcaster, Mutank.
#######Mutank's News######
Mutank: Welcome, friends. I am Mutank. Today news is sponsored by Super tank 200000001. In toady news, Noa from Legaia was arredted. She was charged with assault with a Ra-Seru. One witness says, she saw Noa beat a pimp down with her Ra-Seru. The Ra-Seru could not be remove. So, the police had to place her under arrest where she came quietty after they offer her a Sol Camera. While, she took pictures every five seconds. Her bail is set for 25 gils.
thank you, that is news for tonight.
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M14Mouse: welcome back! ::she holds a mallet over her shoulder. Under her feet was the head of Tiny Tank.::
Fatman: Uhhh...our guest had a important.......uh..meeting with a friend. Next time, our guest will be Abe from Outworld.
M1Mouse: thanks for reading if you have any comments, flames, show ideas, questions for the hosts, will be happy to hear them. Just read and send feedback.
Fatman: Good night and happy writing.
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