Chapter 1
�Happy Birthday to Yoooouuuuu!� the gang sang and clapped.
Goten giggled and blew out the candles.
�Way to go son� Goku smiled. �What did you wish for?�
He smirked. �Can�t tell� he grinned at his father.
Chichi held the knife �When ever your ready sweet heart!!!�
After the cake, the gifts given, they all sat on the grass enjoying the sun.
�Really Gohan! You�ve been going to Orange Star High School YOU SHOULD have met a girl or ATLEAST LIKE ONE!!!� Chichi said.
Gohan shrugged. �I-I�m not really interested yet�it�s the truth mom�
Chichi exhaled exasperatedly.
�It�s ok Chi!� Goku laughed.
�NO IT�S NOT!!! I�M AFRAID HE�S GAY THAT�S ALL!�
Gohan fell over.
Goku laughed. �Well Chi! That gets me to wonder!�
�I AM NOT G-A-Y! NOT GAY!!!!�
�Or so we hope� Goku laughed.
�Dad!� Gohan groaned. �A-and: blush: I did see a girl�uhm�
�WEL WHO-WHO?� Chichi and Bulma chimed.
�You two sound like old owl wives� Vegeta muttered.
�CAN IT!� they snapped.�
Gohan blushed.
_-------------------Flashback------------------_
Gohan sighed.
He was going to be late again and Erasa was aping on AND on about Dende knows WHAT!
�And then he was like�and THEN he had the nerve to say�� Erasa went on.
Gohan only heard bits and pieces as he opened his locker and took his Calculus book out while she stood next to him going on and ON.
He put in an occasional �yes� �Yeah� �I agree� in certain times.
�Erasa really I think�� he stopped in his sentence.
There was a girl.
She wore a white shirt, blue skirt, and long flowing black hair that sparkled with her glittering blue eyes�he knew if he was close enough he could peer into the sea depths.
She stood there with a clueless expression looking about.
Maybe she was new�she looked new�
Before he got the chance to approach her she tensed and then looked about.
There! She spotted him and looked frightened.
He waved friendly at her as she backed up and ran off.
Chasing her, she jumped over a few students as he politely went around them!
Was she a gymnast?
By the time he got around the wall of O.S.H�.she was gone�her ki�her�everything�and yet he yearned for her�.to meet her�
_----------------------------End of Flashback-----------------------_
�Son you ok?� Goku asked.
�He�s probably dreaming of miss perfect� Trunks made a fake swoon.
They all laughed making Gohan turn crimson then they laughed harder.
�*Anyone up for adoption of me? Please say yes!*� Gohan thought.
�So is she nice?�
�Is she older? Younger?�
�Where she live?�
�City?�
�Baka!�
�Is she good in bed?�
�Does she have a nice A** and bust?�
Gohan blushed at the last two people from the gang asked.
�Enough of that CUUUUTTTEEE blushing! Are you curved or something? She wants a MAN not A BOY, boy� Vegeta yelled. �Spend one week with me and you�ll know all the saiyan rules, get hands on experiences all for one hour spars per day for ONE month! A special deal!�
Gohan stuttered.
�HE�LL TAKE IT!!!� Chichi shook his hand.
�H-huh?� Gohan blinked.
�My card� Vegeta presented it to the overly-giddy Chichi.
Chichi nodded enthusiastically.
She WANTED grandkids AND NOW�the sooner the lessons where over the better!
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Gohan sweat-dropped. �I-I can�t BELIEVE this�
�Believe it� Chichi snapped. �You WILL be at EVERY lesson! If you�re sick I�ll DRAG YOU THERE ANYWAYS! I want to FIND that girl too!�
Bulma sighed. �*Chichi�s one HECK of a lady!!! Poor Goku �*�
�*Poor Kakorat�WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING????!!!! I SHOULD BE HAPPY!!! I DON�T HAVE SUCH A HARPY�wait�I�m getting thirty spars�damn WHAT REALLY AM I SAYING?*� Vegeta thought.
Vegeta cleared his throat.
�Brat the first lesson shall begin at 10 SHARP do NOT be late� he turned and flew towards his and Bulma�s room.
Bulma sighed. �What a husband I captured!�