once in 1865 there was a young automaton named handcrow.
he was over 300 years old and had been constructed as part
of a clockwork menagierie for a turkish sultan by a mad
poet/inventor by the name of Alaric Tjarhistajistian. Not
only was he a talented inventor, but he had a perculiar
talent for ventriloquism, which he would often use to create
a squeaking sound 3 feet from his right ear.
the handcrow he created loved to eat the hearts right out
of every frog and gnat he could see.
even today he has a gullet chock full of severely decaying
insect matter.
he is called the handcrow after his grandfather, mr. handcrow.
named for his propensity towards discharging firearms at the
cattle nursery.
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