in the future, bionics will be deemed too expensive. that is to say
the fusion of person and computer. except for replacement limb thingyies.

no, in the future robot crickets will be the solution to all your portable
device needs. the cricket will be the size of a normal cricket, however much
sturdier (titanium). it will be capable of talking to you, most likely directly
into your ear. this would allow the cricket to replace the cellular phone,
you could program any number into it with a name like today's voice

activated autodialers, but you would also have an expensive talking pet! people
could download "skins" for their crickets, or perhaps have different things than
crickets all together!
THEY WOULD ALL BE CONNECTED BY 802.11b NODES SO YOU WOUld ALSO HAVE INTERNET
ACCESS SUPPORTEd BY EVERYONE ELSE WITH A CRICKET AT NO CHARGE AHAHAHAHAAHH
SO BRILLIANT THESE CRICKETS!

STOP CALLING ME LEROY!!!!!

the cricket could even be equipped with mace, as well as acting as your own
personal secretary. use it to download porn and project it on your wall!
ITS AS EASY AS FALLING IN LOVE AND YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR CRICKET
EVERYONE IN TENESEE HAS EATEN A CRICKET!!!

your cricket comes with his own charging station, and even though he's solar powered,
he'll need a pick-me-up before clubbin' or a not-so-sunny day! ITS LIKE
WATCHING IT SLEEP!

let's watch it go! hooray! when it uploads files or is communicating you can hear it
chirp like a real cricket! OR MAKE IT SING YOUR CHOICE OF SONG! look at the smile that
is growing on your oh-so terrible face! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DIE!!!!

it works as a music sampler, become your own beatbox! ITS A BEATBOT! GO CRICKET GO!
take your favorite cd, and lay it shiny side up. place your cricket on it and VIOLA!
it will play the cd! LOOK HOW FAST IT GOES LOOK AT ITS LASER READER! HEAR THE CRYSTAL
CLEAR SOUND! ITS LIKE REALLY BEING THERE!!!

FIXEDSYS FOREVER!!!!!!

my freinds used to think i was a total toast-ass! then i got this cricket! IT TOLD ME
TO DYE MY JACKETS ALL BLUE AND MAKE SCARY FACES AT MY FRIENDS! I HAD TO MAKe THE SCREAMING STOP I HAD TO! did you know that in norway cell phone service is very cheap? me too! no way! and the sioux had two dialects!!!!