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For those of you who can't pick your nose with your tongue, I know a girl who is willing to give lessons, but I have a feeling her prices are steep. Anyways, this is my friend Lindsay. I know you guys will ask me "how did you meet her?" Well, I met her over the internet on that dumb Yahoo Personals thing. I was bored one night, and saw this girl with a rather odd, yet still very interesting profile. Thus, because I'm in a nice mood, I'll add in a couple of her favorite things, even though I'm not friends with them.
Now for those of you who don't know, (people like me) on the left we have a character from the tv show "As Told By Ginger", and she also has an "unnatural obsession with superman". I've never really asked her about this....I'm not sure I wanna know.
Lindsay is like the girl next door to me, as long as next door means Ohio. We've been through alot of the same troubles with love, and life, and she is one of the nicest, sweetest people I know. She's also mean and tormentative when she wants to be, but in a good way. This is a truly leathal combination that I have to be careful around. I'm afraid, if I let my guard down, I may be in some serious trouble. Now why she hasn't been scooped up by some guy yet, I'll never know. Maybe she will be soon, maybe there's some mysterious plan neither of us is unaware of. All I know is I have alot of fun talking to her, and I'm gonna keep talkin to her until she tells me to stop :). (Knowing me, that won't be long!)

Aaaaand that's all I've got. So if you view my friends pages, and you don't see your picture up, please don't be mad. I don't have your picture up, simply because I don't have a picture of you. So if you don't see your picture, and you'd like to have it up here, please let me know, and please send me the picture you'd like put up there.

All I ask is if you are sending me a picture, make sure there are no lewd poses, or illegal sponsors, and you must be in the FOREGROUND of the picture. That means up front. Not like half a mile in the background where all I'll see is one little peach-colored pixel. Yea, that's not gonna work.

Also, all pictures sent must be accompanied by a $20 bill, for um...processing fee. Yea, that'll work. $20...per picture. Feel free to send many pictures, and many $20 bills.

-Your aspirin
    Matt
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