This is a funny song is also called
"Lucy Had a Steamboat"
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Ms. Lucy went to heaven,
But the steamboat went to...
Hello, operator,
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass.
Ms. Lucy sat upon it
And cut her little...
Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow,
The meadow's in the park.
The boys and girls are kissing in the dark
D.A.R.K, D.A.R.K, D.A.R.K, dark, dark, dark!