One day, 2 guys are walking out in the woods. The first guy
says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well a bald eagle just flew overhead," says the first guy.
A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill over there."
"Oh"
A few minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"