Maths of Life

Smart Man    +   Smart Woman    = Romance

Smart Man    +   Dump Woman     = Pregnancy

Dump Man     +   Smart Woman    = Affair

Smart Boss   +   Smart Employee = Profit

Smart Boss   +   Dump Employee  = Production

Dump Boss    +   Smart Employee = Promotion

Dump Boss    +   Dump Employee  = Overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 that she dosen't need.

A woman worried about the future until she get a husband.

A man never worried about the future until he get a wife.

A successful man is one who make more $$$$ than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.

To be with a happy man you must understand him a little and love him a lot.

To be with a happy woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her.

Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are a lot willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistake, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Man wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

Woman somehow deteriote during the nite.

A woman married a man expecting he will be change, but he doesn't.

A man married a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A man can has many lovers but a woman can't, it's the false of the community !