My mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home [8X]

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew, my meat was good

Grandma take me home [8X]

She said don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home [8X]

After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home [about nineteen repetitions]
I want to be alone