Washing up the breakfast dishes
I see your coffee cup and lipstick
All Stained and streaking
With my fingers on your throat
I try and keep a sense of humor on me
About the whole thing
But you took eleven dollars and my Yankee's cap
And said you'd like to kill me
And like a disbelieving boy I'm said I'm bored
And could we just please close our eyes
Its a real good time - to forget I ever knew you
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you
The thing that really kills me is, well
What I'm trying to say is
Hell the doorbell's ringing now
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you
You're mother called my mother up
And said we're both in way too deep and
We might be sinking
She may be right I only hope
The cops don't catch us sitting out here
Blind drunk and drinking
Running on the beach completely naked
In the middle of the night
And if we get caught so what
We'll both look back on this and toast ourselves alright
Its a real good time - to forget I ever knew you
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you
The thing that really kills me is, well
What I'm trying to say is
Hell the doorbell's ringing now
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you
With my wrinkled shirt tail hainging down
I Stumble in at four a.m.
Without my glasses
Then I gargle down a valium and
Fall asleep till noon and promise
That its the last time
And the antique Spanish furniture
We got from aunt Louise last year is broken
And I pressed my cheek against her hair
Pretend its you sleeping there no joke
Its a real good time - to forget I ever knew you
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you
The thing that really kills me is, well
What I'm trying to say is
Hell the doorbell's ringing now
Its a real good time to forget I ever knew you