a come on baby take a ride with me

Up ta Mississippi down to New Orleans

Tuck and roll a FM a stereo

I got some Tony Joe White on my radio

I didn't get this here baby just a choppin on wood

I got 8 slappin pistons right here under my hood

lets ride

I met my baby in a used car lot

a drinking cheap wine and a throwin rocks

magic on wheels baby you know I got it

shakin like a loose change here in my pocket

take a ride

take a ride a ride a ride...

got me a voodoo cadillac blues

It don't matter if your pants are shiny

If your dick is big or your dick is tiny

It don't matter if your wigs on straight

If ya show up early and you party too late

Soul City

Soul City

The mosquitos are big but the women are bigger

And them pantyhose make em look like winners

Holed up hiked up by the knees

Got them party dress on can ya feel my breeze?

Soul City

Soul City

Ya never know what I might try

Got em sitin on sacks, got em stacked real high

Soul City

Soul City

It don't matter if your pants are shiny

If your dick is big or your dick is tiny

It don't matter if your wigs on straight

If ya show up early and you party too late

Soul City

Soul City

Ya never know what I might try

Got em sitin on sacks, got em stacked real high

sends a chill right through me

White trash

don't call me that

It don't matter what kinda perfume that you wear

You been livin in a back-woods cardboard shack

Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?

owwwWEEEEE!!!!!

Yo ye pharoahs, let us walk, through this barren desert,

in search of truth and some pointy boots, a

nd maybe a few snack crackers.

OWWWW WEEE

Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel.

OWWWW WEEE

Walk!

Who's in charge here,

where's my Captain's wafers?

Don't go around hungry now

The way you eat that oatmeal pie,

makes me just wanna die.

Baby,

you make me wanna walk like a camel.

Say, you don't think there's any way I could get that quarter

from underneath your pointy boot, do ya?

All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.

Little Debbie, Little Debbie

I'm a comin on home, baby,

cause you make me wanna walk, like a camel.

Well some folks know about it

Some don’t

Some learn to shout

And some won’t

Sooner later baby

here’s a ditty

say your gonna hafta

get right down to the real nitty gritty

lets’a getta right down

to the real nitty gritty

[I want to] nitty gritty

oh yeah

your nitty gritty goes

whooo whee

right down to the real nitty gritty

yeah

whooo wheeeee

whooooo yeah

double beat

double beat (2X)

get right down to the

nitty gritty all right

Double beat

Double beat

I keep repeatin

Said lets get right down to the real nitty gritty

Get back!

(solo)

whooo whee

whoo yeah

double beat

double beat (2X)

get right down to the

nitty gritty all right

Double beat

Double beat

I keep repeatin

Said lets get right down to the real nitty gritty

Well some folks know about it

Some don’t

Some learn to shout

And some won’t

Sooner later baby

Here’s a ditty

say your gonna hafta

get right down to the real nitty gritty

lets’a getta right down

to the real nitty gritty

[I want to] nitty gritty

oh yeah [?]

your nitty gritty goes

whooo whee

said a lets get down to the real nitty gritty

now get on down

hea

yeah said lets a getta right down to the real nitty gritty

[uh ha]