U Don't Know Me Here here we go from Japan to Romeo, My flow is slow and it's ya know my first time on radio Now some say I'm foul, Some say I'm wild, And that all might be true, But it did not happen overnight, So let me tell my tale to you It started out when I was six just tellin dirty jokes, My mother overheard and washed my mouth out with soap Now as I grew I always knew what it was for me to do, Never front just be blunt and always tell the truth Never fake, I never act like something that I'm not, Remember me I'm that foul mouthed kid that lived around your block You thought that I was crazy like a dog chasin it's tail, And by the time I turned of legal age I'd probably be in jail In school my teachers thought I was just a foul mouthed freak, Now their yearly salary is what I make in just one week So to thepeople who used to say you think you know it all, Maybe I do and maybe I don't but right now I'm standin tall... And you don't know me, It's funny how one kid can cause so much confusion; Parents should be happy I'm the dop their kids are using Now some people think this business is all fame and glory, But there's a flip side to that truth so let me kick my story It took me oh so long to reach the point I'm at; Every time I take one stip forward they push me two steps back I give an inch they take a mile some try to cramp my style, They try to diss they shoot they miss, I walk off with a smile But time will pass and I'll out last anyone who doubts me, And the booty naked truth is you don't know s*** about me So when I'm in your town to nearst mic please kindly show me, So you can see what's really me and find out you don't know me Cuz you don't know me Now you might wanna party man so here's your party jam: Hey girly in that skirt I want you just like Uncle Sam Let's knock boots, Let's knock boots right down to the nitty gritty, With every drind 'n every blink you seem to get more pretty So out the bar straight to my car now what's left to do, She was sayin I love you so I said yeah I love you to (Ha!) Next day I awoke, I almost choked who's bringin me inside, My head was ringin, Heard people singin "here comes the bride" Thinkin just what was I drinkin as I looked around to see, The girl I met last night was at the alter waitin on me Next thing I know I'm face to face with holy matrimony, Looked at that b**** and I quick screamin You don't know me...She didn't know me Girls around this country think I'm nasty think I'm sexist, But they bought my first L.P. You know-Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast Sayin ooh your this and oooh your that uh uh uh hold up cutie. What's your favorite song off that L.P.? "Ah, Wax that Booty" A lesson taught, I know you thought my dirty raps were kinda funny, But close minded people thought I was only out to make money But check on back cuz it's a fact obscenity is no new thing, Remember Chuck Berry and when he sang My Ding A Ling? But for me I feel what I see and I say just what I feel, And in this world everything I see u know is all too real Even though I don't look the same cuz I cut off my flat top, I'll always say just what I feel cuz that's the real Kid Rock... And you don't know me