Trippin' With Dick Vitale


Dum diti dum dang dang di dum, 
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 
1 bum said look Jack I'm the s***,
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick 
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue, 
She never liked me and I know that's true 
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo. 
No one loves me and no one cares, 
And all I ever get is funny stares 
I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino, 
So I hang at the zoo chillin witht he rhinos 
Stealin bottles of booze outta A & P, 
I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free 
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper, 
For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper 
I'm so dapper you can call me Dan, 
But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan 
Got a bad ass b**** and she ain't no dike, 
But f*** that ho and let me tell ya what I like 
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell, 
I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale 
My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin, 
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion 
Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin, 
my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen 
You think u toke tuff I'd disagree, 
Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D. 
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile, 
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle 
I'm down with Bill Bands so F*** Joe Glover, 
And while I'm at it muther f*** fat ass Sally Struthers 
You look fine girl kinda undercover, 
But I can't f*** ya cuz you look like my mother 
I said dang digee dang di dang dang, 
It ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang 
You know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip, 
with all them mother f***ers who slang that s***
You know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster, 
You sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" 
Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me, 
But f*** it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me." 
(assholes are only assholes, fo sho.)