Country Boy Can Survive The preacher man says its the end of time The Mississippi River she's goin' dry The Interest is up and the Stock Market's down And your only gettin' mugged if ya go downtow-yown I live back in the woods you see My woman my kids and my dogs and me I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive A country boy can survive And a country boy can survive See I can plow a field all day long I can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain't too many things these old boys can't do, no We pluck good old tomatoes made homemade wine A country boy can survive And a country boy can survive 'Cause you can't stop us son Can't make me run Hey there boy I got a big shotgun We say grace and we say maam If you ain't into that Then we don't give a God dayamn I got a good friend in New York City He never called me Kid Rock he called me Hillbilly My grandpa taught me how to live on this land And start helpin' build this man He used to send me pictures of Broadway nights I sent him some of that homemade wi-i-i-ine He was killed by a man with a switchblade knife For forty-three dollars my friend lost his life Oh, I wanna spit some big snot in the old dude's eyes Shoot him with my motherfuckin' forty-five A country boy can survive 'Cause you can't stop us son Can't make us run Hey there boy I got a big shotgun We say grace and we say maam If you ain't into that Then we don't give a God dayamn In north California and south Alabam' In little towns all around this land I can skin a buck and run a trout li-i-ine A country boy can survive And a country boy can survive Survi-vi-vi-vive