The Grouch I was a young boy that had big plans. Now I'm just another s****y old man. I don't have fun and I hate everything. The world owes me, so f*** you. Glory days don't mean s*** to me. I drank a six pack of apathy. Life's a b**** and so am I. The world owes me, so f*** you. Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals. I had a young and optimistic point of view. Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals. I had a young and optimistic point of view. I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat. Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad. I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch. The world owes me, so f*** you. The wife's a nag and the kid's f***ing up. I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up. I'm always rude. I've got a bad attitude. The world owes, so f*** you.