| THE EMINEM SHOW |
| WHITE AMERICA America!! Hahaha! We love you! How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold.. (Yo, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) .. or so we're told [Eminem] I never woulda dreamed in a million years I'd see so many motherfuckin people, who feel like me Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs It's like a fuckin ARMY marchin in back of me So many lives I touched, so much anger aimed in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays And straight through your radio waves, it plays and plays 'til it stays stuck in your head, for days and days Who woulda thought; standin in this mirror bleachin my hair with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict my words would have an impact like this? I must've struck a chord with somebody up in the office Cause Congress keep tellin me, I ain't causin nuthin but problems And now they're sayin I'm in trouble with the government - I'm lovin it! I shoveled shit all my life, and now I'm dumpin it on [Chorus 2X: Eminem] White America! I could be one of your kids White America! Little Eric looks just like this White America! Erica loves my shit I go to TRL; look how many hugs I get! [Eminem] Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself If they were brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf But Shady's cute, Shady knew Shady's dimples would help Make ladies swoon baby (ooh baby!) Look at my sales Let's do the math - if I was black, I woulda sold half I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that But I could rap, so fuck school, I'm too cool to go back Gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin studio's at When I was underground, no one gave a fuck I was white No labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up I was like Fuck it - until I met Dre, the only one to look past Gave me a chance aand I lit a FIRE up under his ass Helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got was probably his in exchange for every white fan that he's got Like damn; we just swapped - sittin back lookin at shit, wow I'm like my skin is it startin to work to my benefit now? It's.. [Chorus] [Eminem] See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids who otherwise woulda never knew these words exist Whose moms probably woulda never gave two squirts of piss 'til I created so much motherfuckin turbulence! Straight out the tube, right into your living rooms I came And kids flipped, when they knew I was produced by Dre That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in And they connected with me too because I looked like them That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope Searchin with a fine tooth comb, it's like this rope waitin to choke; tightenin around my throat Watchin me while I write this, like I don't like this (Nope!) All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working round the clock to try to stop my concerts early, surely Hip-Hop was never a problem in Harlem only in Boston After it bothered the fathers of daughters startin to blossom So now I'm catchin the flack from these activists when they raggin Actin like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch or say faggot, shit! Just look at me like I'm your closest pal The posterchild, the motherfuckin spokesman now for.. [Chorus] So to the parents of America I am the derringer aimed at little Erica to attack her character The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress and piss on the lawns of the White House To burn the {flag} and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisy Fuck you Ms. Cheney! Fuck you Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the free-est of speech this Divided States of Embarassment will allow me to have Fuck you! I'm just playin America, you know I love you |
| BUSINESS Dr. Dre] Marshall! Sounds like an S.O.S. [Mathers] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin right!! [Dr. Dre] To the Rapmobile - let's go! (Marshall! Marshall!) [Eminem] Bitches and gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME! Hurry hurry, step right up! Introducin the star of our show.. his name is.. (Marshall!) You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now So without further adieux, I bring to you (Marshall!) [Eminem] You bout to witness, hip-hop in its most purest more rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest known artist Chip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACK Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes (*chainsaw sound*} VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I come I'm inches, away from you, dear fear none Hip-Hop is in a state of nine-one-one so.. [Chorus] Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!) [Eminem] Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee wilikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!" Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals So skip to your lou while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more; you're used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much they make it all up, there's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more people when you're rappin and you know what for The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's car-ni-val, c'mon! Now [Chorus] [Eminem] It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo Two old friends, why panic? You already know who's fully capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero You can even call collect, the most feared duet since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat People steppin over people just to rush to the set just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely Ease over these beats and be so breezy Jesus how can shit be so easy? How can one Chandra be so Levy? Turn on these beats, MC's don't see me Believe me; BET and MTV are gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo' sheezy Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me 'til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains - nothin but clowns down here But we, ain't fuckin around round here Yo Dre (whattup?) Can I get hell..? (HELL YEAH!) Now [Chorus] So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre, here to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay and never go away, until our dying day Until we're old and grey (Marshall!) So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel Good night everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening (Marshall!) Oh! Heh |
| CLEANIN OUT MY CLOSET Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones - there you go Yeah.. yo, yo [Eminem] Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have; I've been protested and demonstrated against Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times Sick as the mind of the motherfuckin kid that's behind all this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's explodin Tempers flarin from parents just blow 'em off and keep goin Not takin nothin from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathin Keep kickin ass in the mornin and takin names in the evenin Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you momma? I'ma make you look so ridiculous now [Chorus: Eminem] I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleanin out my closet (one more time) I said I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleanin out my closet [Eminem] Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '73 before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin CD I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye No I don't on second thought I just fuckin wished he would die I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leavin her side Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try to make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face them today What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun Cuz I'da killed him; shit I woulda shot Kim and them both It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Eminem Show" [Chorus] [Eminem] Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin But put yourself in my position; just try to envision witnessin your momma poppin prescription pills in the kitchen Bitchin that someone's always goin throuh her purse and shit's missin Goin through public housin systems, victim of Munchausen's Syndrome My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma? But guess what? You're gettin older now and it's cold when your lonely And Nathan's growin up so quick he's gonna know that your phony And Hailie's gettin so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral! See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong Bitch do your song - keep tellin yourself that you was a mom! But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get You selfish bitch; I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? Well guess what, I AM dead - dead to you as can be! [Chorus] |
| SQUARE DANCE People! (People!) It feels so good to be back (back) {*Eminem vocally scratching these lines*} Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who.. chk-who, chka-er-chk-er-chk-er-chk [Eminem] Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the center piece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple +Cani-bitch+ don't want no beef with Slim Nooooooo! Not even on my radar So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from s�ance to s�ance, aw-er-aw-er-aw-eh-a [Chorus 2X: Eminem] C'mon now, let's all get on down Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a - good ol' time Don't be scurred, cause thurr ain't nothin to worry 'bout Let your hurr down (and square dance with me) [Eminem] Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back (boo!) The Boogiemonster of rap, yeah the man's back with a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin you might not like, this white hot light that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere Do-si-do, oh-yo-ho, hello there Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there Go to Beirut and do a show there Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin ass gets drafted While you're at band camp thinkin the crap can't happen 'Til you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin Inside a package wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin Fuckin assassins, hijackin Amtraks, crashin All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin to join the Army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby, gettin recruited at eighteen You're on a plane now, eatin their food and their baked beans I'm twenty-eight, they gon take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane, or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me! [Chorus] [Eminem] Nothin moves me more than a groove that soothes me Nothin soothes me more than a groove that boosts me Nothin boosts me more, or suits me beautifully There's nothin you can do to me, stab me shoot me Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada God I talk a lotta hum-de-lay-de-la-la Oochie walla-walla, um-di-da-dah da-dah but you gotta gotta keep movin, there's more music to make Keep makin new shit, produce hits to break the monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies On your knees, got you under siege Somebody you would give a lung to be Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin younger me Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking! [Chorus] [Outro] Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me X to the Z, wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me +Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me +Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me +Canada-bis+, don't want no parts of me Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you Weeeeeeeeeeee-hahh!! Woo! |
| SOLDIER I'm a soldier (*repeat 4X*) Yo.. never was a thug, just infatuated with guns Never was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to one and got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin Willin to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said When you're me, people just want to see, if it's true If it's you, what you say in your raps, what you do So they feel, it's part of your obligation to fulfill When they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real? In confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed If you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets Pull it, squeeze it 'til it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze [Chorus] I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up I'm a soldier, even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up I'm a soldier, even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never stumble [Eminem] I love pissin you off, it gets me off Like my lawyers, when the fuckin judge lets me off All you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off I'll violate and all the motherfuckin bets be off I'm a lit fuse, anything I do bitch it's news Pistol whippin motherfuckin bouncers, six-two Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it, you SWEAT bullets An EXCELLENT method to get rid of the next bully ACTUALLY better cause instead of you murderin you can hurt 'em and come BACK again and kick dirt at 'em It's like pourin salt in the wounds, assault and get sued You can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops All you see is bitches comin out their haltertops Runnin and duckin out the Hot Rocks parking lot You'll all get shot, whether it's your fault or not, cause [Chorus] [Eminem] I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin to 'em Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to 'em I'm like a thug, with a little bit of 'Pac influence I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin to it You motherfuckers could NEVER do it like I could do it Don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it Don't ever in your life try to knock the truest I spit the illest shit ever been dropped to two inch So ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock Listen to the sound of me spillin my heart through this pen Motherfuckers know that I'll never be Marshall again Full of controversy until I retire my jersey 'Til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty And Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me And put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity [Chorus] [Outro: repeat 4X] Yo' left, yo' left, yo' left right left |
| SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD [Chorus: Eminem] Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood (Hollywood!!!) Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood {Why do I feel this way?) Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood [Eminem] I thought I had it all figured out, I did I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim But I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at once I found myself layin on my knees in cuffs which shoulda been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff and just leave - how come I couldn't see this shit myself? It's just me, nobody couldn't see the shit I felt Knowin damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell to catch me, the minute shit was heated, she just bailed I'm standin here swingin like thirty people by myself I couldn't even see the millimeter when it fell Turned around saw Gary stashin the heater in his belt Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground I just sold two million records, I don't need to go to jail I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female I need to slow down, try to get my feet on solid ground, so for now I'm.. [Chorus] [Eminem] I bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look at nothin, this world's too much, I've swallowed all I could If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would And end it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood I probably should, these problems are pilin all at once Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up I think I'm bottomin out, but I'm not about to give up I gotta get up, thank God, I got a little girl And I'm a responsible father, so not a lot of good I'd be to my daughter, layin in the bottom of the mud Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad, cause I hate him so bad The worst fear that I had was growin up to be like his fuckin ass Man if you could understand why I am the way that I am What do I say to my fans when I tell 'em I'm.. [Chorus] [Eminem] I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it for me to have this much appeal like this is sick This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick Publicity stunt my ass, consume my fuckin dick Fuck the guns, I'm done, I'll never look at gats If I scrap, I'll scrap like I ain't never whupped some ass I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact I've sacrificed everything I have I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that? It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped I sold my soul to the devil I'll never get it back I just wanna leave this game with level head intact Imagine goin from bein a no one to seein everything blow up and all you did was just grow up emceein It's fuckin crazy, cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had, instead I forced us to live alienated So I'm sayin.. [Chorus] [Outro: singing] Goodbye Goodbye Hollywood (Goodbye) Please don't cry for me (It's been real) When I'm gone for good (This shit is not for me) So goodbye Goodbye Hollywood (I'm not a fuckin star) Please don't cry for me (No way) When I'm gone for good (I'm goin back home) |
| DRIPS [Eminem] Obie.. yo I'm sick [Eminem] Damn, you straight dog? [Chorus] That's why I ain't got no time for these games and stupid tricks or these bitches on my dick That's how dudes be gettin sick That's how dicks be gettin drips Fallin victims to this shit from these bitches on our dicks Fuckin chickens with no ribs That's why I ain't got no time... [Obie Trice] Yo; I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights Tunk Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners fucked me good, you shoulda seen this Big booty bitch, switch unbearable French roll stylin, body like a stallion Sizin up the figure while my shit gettin bigger Debatin on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga Caressin this bitch, plus I'm checkin out them tits Sippin on that fine shit I ain't used to buyin I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory like takin hoe's money, but that's another story For surely, the pussy on toast After we toast her clothes fell like Bishop in +Juice+ The womb beater, clean pussy eater Insertin my jock in that spot hotter than the hottest block "Don't stop!!" Response I got when I was knockin it Clock steady tickin, kinky finger lickin and can on, semen's at my tip when she moans I gotta slow down before I cum soon And work that nigga, like a slave owner When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her She foamin at the lips, the one between the hips Pubic hairs lookin like some sour cream dip without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks We in the final stretch, the last part of sex I bust a FAT-ASS nut, then I woke up next like what the fuck is goin on here? This bitch evaporated Pussy and all just picked up and vacated Now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected And Dr. Wesley, tellin me I really got that shit [Chorus] [Eminem] Now I don't wanna hit no woman but this chick's got it comin Someone better get this bitch 'fore she gets kicked in the stomach and she's pregnant, but she's eggin me on Beggin me to throw her off the steps of this porch My only weapon is force And I don't wanna resort to any violence of any sort But what's she shovin me for? Doesn't she love me no more? Wasn't she huggin me four minutes ago at the door? Man, I'm this close to goin toe-to-toe with this whore What would you do if she was tellin you she wants a divorce? She's havin another baby of the month, and it's yours And you find out it isn't cause this bitch has been visitin someone else and suckin his dick and kissin you on the lips when you get back to Michigan, now the plot is thickenin worse Cause you feel like you've been stickin your fuckin dick in a hearse So you paranoid at every little cold that you get Ever since they told you this shit, you've been holdin your dick So you go to the clinic, sweatin every minute you in it Then the doctor comes out lookin like Dennis the Menace and it's obvious to everyone in the lobby it's AIDS He ain't even gotta call you in his office to say it So you jet back home, because you gon' GET that hoe When you SEE her, you gon' bend her fuckin NECK BACK YO Cause you love her, you never would expect that blow Obie told you the scoop, how could she stoop that low? Jesus, I don't believe this, bitch works at the cleaners Bringin me home diseases, swingin from Obie's penis She's so deceivin, shit this hoe's a genius She G'd us.. [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm busy [Trice] Yeah, fuck these bitches [Eminem] Fuck 'em all [Trice] Get money.. Shady Records.. Obie Trice [Trice] Eminem motherfucker [Trice] New millenium shit [Trice] Yeah.. turn this shit off [Trice] Turn this shit the fuck.. |
| WITHOUT ME Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches*} Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches*} Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*} [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me [Verse Two: Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*} And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt*} Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt*} Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*} But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*} [Eminem] Kids! |
| SING FOR THE MOMENT [Eminem] These ideas are, nightmares to white parents whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearing It's so scary in a house that allows, no swearing to see him walkin around with his headphones blaring Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about, his fuckin dad walkin out Cause he just hates him so bad that he, blocks him out If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin back Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap He sags his pants; doo rags and a stockin cap His step-father hit him so he, socked him back and broke his nose, his house is a broken home There's no control, he just let's his emotions go [Chorus: Eminem] C'mon! Sing with me (Sing!) Sing for the year (Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C'mon!) Sing it with me, Just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away... [Eminem] Entertainment is changin, intertwinin with gangsters In the land of the killers a sinner's mind is a sanctum Holy or unnholy, only have one homie Only this gun - lonely cause don't anyone know me Yet everybody just feels like they can relate I guess words are a motherfucker, they can be great or they can degrate; or even worse, they can teach hate It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen? From standin on corners and porches just rappin to havin a fortune, no more kissin ass But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you to get they hands on every dime you have They want you to lose your mind every time you mad So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly But all they kids be listenin to me religiously So I'm signin CD's while police fingerprint me They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me If I'm such a fuckin menace this shit doesn't make sense B! It's all political, if my music is literal and I'm a criminal how the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't; I wouldn't be fit to You're full of shit too Guerrera - that was a FIST that hit you! [Chorus] [Eminem] They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued See what these kids do is hear about us totin pistols and they want to get one cause, they think the shit's cool Not knowin we really just protectin ourselves We entertainers, of course the shit's affectin our sales You ignoramus, but music is reflection of self We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail It's fucked up ain't it? How we can come from practically nothin to bein able to have any fuckin thing that we wanted That's why we, sing for these kids who don't have a thing except for a dream and a fuckin rap magazine Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives 'Til they sit and they cry at night wishin they'd die 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe We're nothin to you - but we're the fuckin shit in they eyes That's why we, seize the moment try to freeze it and own it Squeeze it and hold it, cause we consider these minutes golden And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone, just let our spirits live on through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can... [Chorus] |
| SUPERMAN [Dina Rae] Mmmmm.. [Marshall] You high baby? [Dina Rae] Yeahhh [Marshall] Oh yeah? [Dina Rae] Talk to me [Marshall] You want me to tell you somethin? [Dina Rae] Uh-huh [Marshall] I know what you want to hear [Chorus One: Eminem] + (Dina Rae) I know you want me baby, I think I want you too (I think I love you baby) I think I love you too I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby, you know I want you too They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world (Ooh boy you drive me crazy) Bitch, you make me earl [Eminem] They call me Superman Leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now Got no ring on this finger now I'd never let another chick bring me down in a relationship, save it bitch Babysit? You make me sick Superman ain't savin shit Girl you can jump on Shady's dick Straight from the hip, cut to the chase I tell a muh'fuckin slut to her face Play no games, say no names Ever since I broke up with what's-her-face I'm a different man, kiss my ass Kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick - get my cash? I'd rather have you whip my ass Don't put out, I'll put you out Won't get out, I'll push you out Puss blew out, poppin shit Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out Am I too nice, to buy you ice? Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life What you tryin to be my new wife? What you Mariah? Fly through twice [Bridge: Eminem] But I do know one thing though Bitches, they come they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday yo Maybe I'll love you one day Maybe we'll someday grow 'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway ho [Chorus Two: Eminem] Cause I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman, your Superman your Superman [Eminem] Don't get me wrong - I love these hoes It's no secret, everybody knows Yeah we fucked, bitch so what? That's about as far as your buddy goes We'll be friends, I'll call you again I'll chase you around every bar you attend Never know what kind of car I'll be in We'll see how much you'll be partyin then You don't want that, neither do I I don't want to flip when I see you with guys Too much pride, between you and I Not a jealous man but females lie But I guess that's just what sluts do How could it ever be just us two? I'd never love you enough to trust you We just met and I just fucked you [Bridge] [Chorus One] [Eminem] First thing you say, "I'm not fazed I hang around big stars all day I don't see what the big deal is anyway you're just plain old Marshall to me" Ooh yea girl run that game "Hailie Jade? I love that name! Love that tattoo - what's that say? Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great" First off you don't know Marshall at all so don't grow partial That's ammo for my arsenal I'll slap you off that bar stool {*AHH!*} There goes another lawsuit Leave handprints all across you Good Lordy whodi you must be gone off that water bottle You want what you can't have Ooh girl that's too damn bad Don't touch what you can't grab End up with two backhands Put anthrax on a tampax and slap you 'til you can't stand Girl you just blew your chance Don't mean to ruin your plans [Bridge] [Chorus One] [Chorus Two] |
| HAILIE'S SONG Yo, I can't sing - I feel like singing I want to fuckin sing Cause I'm happy - yeah, I'm happy, haha! I got my baby back Yo, check it out... [Eminem - singing] Somedays I sit, starin out the window Watchin this world pass me by Sometimes I think, there's nothin to live for I almost break down and cry Sometimes I think I'm crazy; I'm crazy, oh so crazy!! Why am I here? Am I just wastin my time?! But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy!! It all makes sense when I look into her eyes [Chorus One] Cause sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she comes back to me [Eminem - singing] My baby girl, keeps gettin older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cause they don't understand me They just don't see my real side I act like shit don't phase me; inside it drives me crazy!! My insecurities could eat me alive But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy!! It all makes sense when I look into her eyes [Chorus One] [Eminem - rapping] Man if I could sing, I'd keep singin this song to my daughter If I could hit the notes, I'd blow somethin as long as my father to show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mom didn't {want her} Now you probably get this picture from my public persona that I'ma pistol packin drug addict who bags on his mama But I wanna to just take this time out to be perfectly honest cause there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul And just know that I grow colder the older I grow This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold and this load is like the weight of the world, and I think my neck is breakin Should I just give up or try to live up to these expectations? Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself but I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin hell But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that I've wasted is nothin to the tears that I've tasted So here's what I'm facin - three felonies, six years of probation I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, I should have seen it comin, what'd I stick my penis up in? Wouldn't have ripped the pre-nup up if I'da seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, baby the only lady that I adore, Hailie So sayonara, try tommorrow, nice to know ya Our baby's traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted It's like the greatest gift you can get, the weight has been lifted [Chorus Two] And now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cause my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier Nothing can take her from me [Eminem] Wooo! Told you I can't sing Oh well, I tried Hailie, remember when I said, if you ever need anything Daddy would be right there? Guess what? Daddy's here, and I ain't going nowhere baby I love you |
| WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS Music.. reality.. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference But we as entertainers.. have a responsibility to these kids.. psyche! [Eminem] If I, were to die murdered in cold blood tommorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love, or would it matter? Could never be the lead-off batter if there ain't shit for me to feed off, I'm see-saw battlin But there's way too much at stake for me to be fake There's too much on my plate, I done came way too far in this game to turn and walk away And not say what I got to say What the fuck you take me for a joke? You smokin crack? 'Fore I do that, I'd beg Mariah to take me back I'll get up 'fore I get down, run myself in the ground 'Fore I put some wack shit out I'm tryin to smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark Y'all steady tryin to drown a shark Ain't gon' do nothin but piss me off, lid to the can of whip-ass Just twist me off, see me leap out, pull a piece out Fuck shootin I'm just tryin to knock his teeth out Fuck with me now bitch, let's see you freestyle Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you really feelin froggish leap Yo Slim, you gon' let him get away with that? He tried to play you, you can't let him skate with that Man I hate this crap This ain't rap, this is crazy the way we act When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops [Swifty McVay] Ain't no gettin rid of McVay, if so you woulda tried The only way I'm leavin this bitch is suicide I have died clinically, arrived back at my enemies' crib with Hennessey, got drunk then I finished it {*BLAM*} I'm every nigga's favorite arch enemy Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigga with beef I spark willingly, with a dillinger in the dark dilligently I'm not what you think I appear to be fucked up, mentally endangered I can't stay away from a razor I just want my face in a paper I wish a nigga had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres I'll murder you, I gauge and have me turn into a mad man Son of sam bitch, I'm surgical I'm allergic to dyin, you think not? You got balls? We can see how large, when the music stops [Kon Artis] I was happy havin a deal at first Thought money would make me happy but it only made my pain worse It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you dog And you ain't got nuttin left but your word and your balls And you're stressed from the calls of your new friends Beggin with their hands out, checkin for your record when it's sellin When it ain't that's the end, no laughs, no friends No girls, just the gin you drink, till your car spin you think DAMN! When you slam into the wall and you fall out the car and try to crawl with one arm I'm bout to lose it all in a pool of alcohol If my funeral's tomorrow wonder would they even call? When the music stops [Kuniva] Let's see how many of your men loyal When I pull up lookin for you with a pistol, sippin a can of penzoil I'm revved up, who said what, when lead bust your head just explode with red stuff, I'm handcuffed Tossed in the paddywagon; braggin about how you shouted like a coward, bullets devoured you, showered you niggaz If I was you niggaz, I'd run while given a chance Understand, I can enhance the spirit of man Death itself it can hurt me Just the thought of dyin alone that really irks me You ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk Be smart and stop tryin to walk how G's walk before we spark Hug the floor while we playin tug-of-war with your life Fuck a tour and a mike, I'd rather fuck a whore with a knife {AHH!} Deliver that shit that coroner's like You hype poppin shit in broad daylight Nigga you're a goner at night - when the music stops [Proof] Instigators, turn pits in cages Let loose and bit the neighbors, wrist to razors Y'all don't want war, y'all want talk In the dark my dogs all bark like WOOF! Proof nigga I'ma wolf, get your whole roof caved in like reindeer hoofs Stomp the booth, shake the floor tiles loose The more y'all breathe shit the more I moves It's _Hill Street_, this is hardcore _Blues_ Put a gun to rap, check in all our dues (nigga) Or make the news, betcha all y'all move When the uzi pop you better drop, when the music stop [Bizarre] Music has changed my life in so many ways Brain's confused, been fucked since the 5th grade LL told me to "Rock the Bells" NWA said "Fuck the Police," now I'm in jail Ninety-three was strictly R&B Fucked up haircut, listened to Jodeci Michael Jackson - who gon' tell me I ain't Mike? Ass cheeks painted white, fuckin Priscilla tonight Flyin down Sunset smokin crack Transvestite in the front, Eddie Murphy in the back M.O.P. had grimey and gritty Marilyn Manson I dyed my hair blue, and grew some titties Ludacris told me to throw them bows Now I'm in the hospital with a broken nose and a fractured elbow Voices in my head, I'm goin in shock I'm reachin for the glock but the music stops |
| SAY WHAT YOU SAY [Dre] So I'm out the game huh? [Em] Huh? {*echoes*} Yo Dre, WE RIDIN? [Dre] Whatever! [Em] Haha! Well I'm witcha homies [Dre] Okay; let's handle the small shit [Eminem] I was born to brew up storms and stir up shit Kick up dust, CUSS 'til I slur up spit Grew up - too quick went through too much do too much shit Corrupt, and I'm a pour it on like syrup bitch! Thick and rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Buttersworth Dre told me to milk the shit for what it's worth 'til the cow just tilts and tips and stumbles to earth {*poof*} And if I fumble the verse, keep goin First take, I make mistakes, just keep it No punches pulled no punches that's weak shit Fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll EAT shit Wasn't for him, wouldn't be shit [Dr. Dre] Creep wit me, as we take a lil' trip down memory lane Been here longer than anyone in the game And I ain't got to lie about my age (But what about Jermaine?) Fuck Jermaine! He don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name And don't think, I don't read your lil' interviews, and see what you're sayin I'm a giant, and I ain't gotta move 'til I'm provoked When I see you I'ma step on you and not even know it You midget, Mini-Me with a bunch of little Mini-Yous runnin around your backyard swimmin pools Over 80 million records sold And I ain't have to do it with ten or eleven-year-olds [Chorus 2X: Eminem] Cause what you say is what you say, say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it, just remember how you said it when you were sprayin it So who you playin with huh.. huh.. huh.. huh? [Eminem] Second verse, it gets worse, it gets no better than this Amateurs drink veteran piss from a Dixie Cup, if you ever mix me up or CONFUSE ME with a Canibus or Dre with a DUPRI! We'll rub it in, every club you're in will have you blackballed and make sure you never rap a-fuckin-gain Dre ain't havin it; long as I'm here to play Devil's Advocate [Dr. Dre] If there was some magic shit I could wave over the industry that could save it when I'm gone and buried to make sure the tradition carries on, I would [Eminem] If I could only use this power for good I wouldn't; not even if I could [Dr. Dre] From the hood and I'm a hornet And I'ma only sting when I'm cornered [Eminem] And I'ma only sucka punch and swing without warning And swing to knock somebody's fuckin head off Cause I know if they get up I won't get a chance to let off Another punch I'm punk rock, no one's punk Don't give a FUCK! White 'Pac, so much spunk When I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mill' and grow up, to be Atilla, go nuts and be a pillar [Dr. Dre] And I'm, somethin of a phenom' One puff of the chron', I'm unstoppable I'm alive and on top again There's no obstacle that I can't conquer so come along with us (come on!) [Chorus] [Dr. Dre] Now anybody who knows Dre knows I'm about fast cars and Alize, partyin all day But I handle my business cause it's work before play Don't look for trouble but I'll serve you gourmet However you want it, you can have it your way You fuck my night up I'ma fuck up your day Bullet with your name, sendin it your way {*clack*} That goes for anyone who walks through that doorway Cause this is my space, you invade it, live to regret it and you die tryin to violate it Fuck around, get annihilated; eyes dilated [Eminem] Heh, like my old lady Cause what you say is what you say, sometimes what you mean is two different things, dependin on your mood if it swings Think too many things Little hit of Dre's weed, I can do anything Catch a contact then I'm gone and I'm back I speed right; and my looseleaf's my launchpad [Dr. Dre] And I can pull any string Don't have to prove anything, catch a contract on your head You headed West, talk shit about Dre? You better get a vest, and invest in somethin to protect your head and neck [Eminem] And it's back and forth all day like Red and Meth I joke when I say I'm best in the booth, but a lot of truth is said in jest And if I ever do live to be a legend I'ma die a sudden death Five mics in The Source? Ain't holdin my fuckin breath But I'll suffocate for the respect 'fore I'll breathe to collect a fuckin check [Chorus] [Dre] Watch your fuckin mouth [Tim] Yo this Timbaland, tell them I said suck MY dick! |
| TILL I COLLAPSE [Intro] Sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up But you gotta search within you, try to find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you And get that motivation to not give up, and not be a quitter No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse [Eminem] Till I collapse I'm spillin these raps long as you feel 'em Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin 'em Cause when I am not, then I'ma stop pinnin 'em and I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem Subliminal thoughts, when I'ma stop sendin 'em Women are caught in webs, spin 'em and hoch venom Adrenalin shots of penicillin could not get the illin to stop Amoxacillin's just not real enough The criminal cop killin hip-hop villain A minimal swap to cop millions of 'Pac listeners You're comin with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed ya the spirit of God lives in us You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzin up? Fo' shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up You bizzles forgot, Slizzel does not give a fuck [Chorus 2X: Nate Dogg] Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps I'ma rip this shit, till my bones collapse [Eminem] Music is like magic, there's a certain feelin you get when you real and you spit an' people are feelin your shit This is your moment, and every single minute you spend tryin to hold on to it cause you may never get it again So while you're in it, try to get as much shit as you can And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me But in this industry I'm the cause of a LOT of envy So when I'm not put on this list, the shit does NOT offend me That's why you see me walkin around like nothin's botherin me Even though half you people got a fuckin problem with me You hate it but you know respect you got to give me The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney, Nate hit me [Chorus] [Eminem] Soon as the verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart What is he thinkin? How not to go against me, smart! And it's absurd, how people hang on ev-ery word I'll probably NEVER get the props I feel I ever deserve But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothin could ever be worse That's why I'm clever when I put together ev-ery verse My thoughts, are sporadic, I act, like I'm a addict I rap, like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers But I don't wanna go forth and back in constant battles The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers So this is like a full blown attack I'm launchin at 'em The track is on some battlin raps who want some static? Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters A plaque and platinum status is WACK if I'm not the baddest, so [Chorus] [Eminem] Until the roof [N.Dogg] Until the roof [Eminem] The roof comes off [N.Dogg] The roof comes off [Eminem] Until my legs [N.Dogg] Until my legs [Em + N] Give out from under me [Eminem] I will not fall, I will stand tall [Eminem] Feels like no one can beat me |
| MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY Hello boys and girls! Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do! Who's your daddy? [Hailie] Daddy what are you doing? [Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up! [Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?! [Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone cray-zayy [Eminem] There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothin I can't take this chainsaw to? {Hailie: *VROOM*} Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls I cut 'em off, and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lyin my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off (Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off 'fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all {*boom*} Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? {*knocking*} Hailie, tell 'em baby - (My dad's lost it!) [Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie} There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy} A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy} There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy} There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy} [Eminem] It's like my mother always told me Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and God dammit you little motherfucker If you ain't got nuthin nice to say then don't say nuthin ... uh, fuck that shit bitch! Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second I'd rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose than quit bringin my flows Quit givin me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more? {Dad!} [Chorus] [Eminem] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme; see what you're seein is a genius at work Which to me isn't work So it's easy to misinterpret it at first cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my fuckin teeth Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade Standin on Ronnie's grave, screamin at the sky 'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it The parents are pissed but the kids love it 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither [Chorus] [Hailie] Ha ha ha ha!! You're funny daddy! |