Limericks

 

                           There once was a schoolboy named Claude

                           Who sang for some guy abroad

                           The kid’s future looked bright

                           And he’s turned out alright

                           For Claude I can only applaud.

 

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                           There was an old dame from Pawtucket

                           Who everyday peed in a bucket

                           When her neighbors asked why

                           She defiled their water supply

                           By dumping the bucket where she drunk it.