By A. E. L.
'Twas the night of Winterfest
Catherine was feeling so horny
But she knew with her Vincent
That subject was thorny
She thought that this year
It was time to take a chance
And hopefully her Vincent
Would do more than dance
Winterfest just went
So wonderfully well
Catherine flirted shamelessly
Trying to ring Vincent's bell
As Winterfest wound down
Proceedings came to a close
Vincent seemed rather restless
Catherine's hopes...up they rose
In the middle of the night
Out of the silence
Earth-shattering sounds
But certainly no violence
As Catherine reached climax
On that wonderful crest
She screamed out in ecstacy
Oh Vincent! I love Winterfest!