| Shakespearian and Elizabethan Insult Kit |
| The Shakespearian Insult Kit generates insults based on the collected works of the Bard and is based on the paper version of the 'kit' that has been in circulation for years. Combine one word from eacho ther three columns below, prefaced with 'Thou'. Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-gripping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg spongy rude-growing pignut surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped tickle-brained varlot wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wag-tail |
| You cream-faced loon You bloody, bawdy villain Your whoreson,clap-eared knave You remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain You decrepit wrangling miser, you base ignoble wretch You dwarf, you minimus You brawling, blasphemous, uncharitable dog You gross lout, you mindless slave You caterpillar of the commonwealth, you politician You worshiper of idiots You dull, unfeeling barren ignorance You whimpering, whoremaster fool You mangled work of nature, you scurvy knave You ignorant, long-tongued, babbling gossip You old, whithered crab tree You irksome, brawling, scolding pestilence You base, vile thing, you petty scrap You filching, pilfering snatcher You injurious, tedious wasp You common gamester to the camp You country copulative You tiresome, wrangling pedant You fawning greyhound, you petty trafficker You base, fawning spaniel You infectious pestilence You unturtored churl You son and heir of a mongrel bitch You smiling smooth, detested parasite |
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