| SCA "Happy Birthday" Song |
| Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Doom, destruction and despair People dying everywhere On your birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Now you are the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy Birthday... Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et Happy Birthday... See the lines upon your face, Like the pattern of old lace, On your birthday... At your age you ought to learn First you pillage, *then* you burn On your birthday... Grief and sorrow fill the air, Children dying everywhere Happy Birthday... Plague and famine in the air, People dying everywhere Happy Birthday... Fear and gloom and darkness bu, No one found out YOU KNOW WHAT Happy Birthday... May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake Happy Birthday... Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women but save the sheep! Happy Birthday... You're a period cook 'tis true, Ask the beetles in the stew Happy Birthday... Now your jail-bait days are done, let's go out and have some fun Happy Birthday... May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks On your birthday... You must marry very soon, Baby's due the next full moon! Happy Birthday... Your servants steal, your wife's untrue, Your children plot to murder you Happy Birthday... They stole your sword, your gold, your house, They stole your sheep but not the spouse Happy Birthday... Though you're turning twenty-nine, Age to you is like fine wine Happy Birthday... So you're twenty-nine again, Don't tell lies to your good friend. Happy Birthday... Now you've lived another year, Age to you is like stale beer. Happy Birthday... Now you've lived another year, And your death is drawing near. Happy Birthday... It's your birthday, never fear, You'll be dead this time next year. Happy Birthday... |
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