~everytime you see your roommate yell," YOU SON OF A..." and kick him/her in the stomach then buy him/her icecream
~buy a mcdonalds "HAPPY MEAL" everyday for lunch, eat the straw and napkin and throw everything else away.
~lock the door while your roommate is out, when he/she comes back and tries to unlock the door, yell "DON'T COME IN I'M NAKED!" keep this up for several hours when you finally let your roomate in immediately take off all your clothes and ignore your roommate.
~collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room, keep one pencil on the other side of the room, laugh at the pencil.
~keep a tarantula in a jar for three days then get rid of the tarantula if your roommate asks, say, " oh he's around here somewhere"
~while your roommate is out glue your shoes to the ceiling, when your roommate walks in sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.
~fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream, use it to shave and then spray some into your mouth, later on complain that you feel sick.
~every morning get up and say, " well, time to go to class" sit on your bed and act like your turning your room key in the ignition, then act like you are driving, turning an invisible steering wheel and make "Rrrrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrr...." engine sounds then one day before "driving" to class, chug a few beers, make the "rrrrrrrrrrr" sounds and then say "SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!" and act like you had a car accident, fling yourself off your bed and accross the room and spend the whole day in bed with an ice pack on your forehead.
1. Each player shall fernish his/her equipment, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf,the object is to get the club in the hole and to keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft, course owners are permitted to check the shaft for firmness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play on the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course.The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
a cockroach can live without a head up to three months before it starves to death