Finally. The Answer to Every Man's Question:
What
Do Girls WANT?
(a list of 235 things girls love.)
1. cute guys.
2. with brains.
3. and a Porsche.
4. a best friend to confide in.
5. a faithful boyfriend.
6. a great body.
7. a great body without aerobics.
8. never getting tied down.
9. shoes that fit the first time in stores.
10. wardrobe accessories that match when you get home.
11. a good job.
12. eating without gaining weight.
13. unlimited credit cards.
14. pantyhose without runs.
15. a relationship.
16. a commitment.
17. no relationship.
18. no commitment.
19. stations that pump gas for you.
20. great skin.
21. looking great in a bikini.
22. not trying on bikinis.
23. diamonds.
24. more diamonds.
25. a great wardrobe.
26. where everything fits forever.
27. no shitty hair weather (humidity, etc.)
28. keeping secrets.
29. telling secrets.
30. cars that don't break down.
31. a hot mechanic when they do.
32. knowing enough about sports to not mind watching them on TV.
33. romantic movies.
34. movies with happy endings.
35. movies with sad endings.
36. guys who dance well.
37. free long distance.
38. no-calorie pizza.
39. nights out with the girls.
40. revenge.
41. knowing great gossip.
42. men to have a period -- just ONCE.
43. respect.
44. not having to share.
45. not having to shave.
46. being messy.
47. never hearing, "oh, so you're wearing that, huh?"
48. togetherness.
49. space.
50. poetry.
51. forgiving.
52. but a good grudge is nice sometimes too.
53. guys in tuxedos.
54. guys shirtless.
55. watching a sunrise.
56. sleeping late.
57. junk food.
58. the smell of roses.
59. killer perfume.
60. guys that smell good.
61. big screen TVs.
62. lovely greeting cards.
63. a good laugh.
64. a good cry.
65. a blinking light on the answering machine.
66. only messages from people I LIKE on the machine.
67. a lot of friends.
68. equality.
69. manipulation.
70. being fair.
71. but always winning.
72. reading guys' minds.
73. reading girls' minds.
74. simple things.
75. expensive things.
76. guys who take their hat off when talking to me.
77. guys who open doors for me.
78. strangers who smile at me.
79. classical music.
80. rock and roll.
81. fast cars.
82. that don't get dirty.
83. being unladylike.
84. all other women to weigh more than me.
85. love at first sight.
86. green lights.
87. boyfriend to love.
88. ex-boyfriend to hate.
89. being the center of attention.
90. being left alone.
91. a good pair of jeans.
92. a patient man.
93. who'll teach me to drive a standard.
94. gloating.
95. spontaneity.
96. teasing.
97. L-O-N-G hot baths.
98. many pairs of shoes.
99. flattery.
100. going up a bra size.
101. flowers.
102. more flowers.
103. no Monday Night Football.
104. borrowing guys' shirts.
105. especially if they smell nice.
106. not returning them.
107. a good haircut.
108. a good bargain.
109. an expensive buy.
110. achieving the perfect Coke/Skorbar diet.
111. green M&Ms.
112. much Snapple.
113. power.
114. concerned citizens.
115. a song for girls with GREEN eyes.
116. Nikes.
117. black and white movies.
118. police officers who fall for that whole crying thing.
119. always having a hair scrunchie.
120. Indigo Girls.
121. reminiscing.
122. lots of pictures.
123. the Chevron guy.
124. being taken seriously.
125. good earrings.
126. Kodak moments.
127. honest guys.
128. who know when to lie.
129. more flowers.
130. men with good, strong, hands.
131. planned weekends.
132. good radio days.
133. being told "I love you."
134. by the right person.
135. full tanks of gas.
136. road trips.
137. a good horoscope.
138. many pairs of pajamas.
139. good dreams.
140. cold nights.
141. in front of a fire.
142. Christmas.
143. great gifts.
144. many gifts.
145. playing hard to get.
146. driving fast.
147. not getting caught.
148. I'm sorry.
149. many beers.
150. unexpected favors.
151. precious gems.
152. many precious gems.
153. and flowers.
154. Prince Charming.
155. in non-toad form, of course.
156. a good CD.
157. singing off-key.
158. sappy love songs.
159. fate.
160. cards for no reason.
161. scrapbooks.
162. Sonic Cherry Limeades.
163. Guys who love their moms.
164. laughing gas.
165. successful avoidance.
166. crushes.
167. honking my horn. just because.
168. having my dad wrapped around my finger.
169. everything.
170. nothing.
171. changing my mind.
172. jewelry.
173. surprises.
174. jewelry surprises.
175. sentimental moments.
176. exaggeration.
177. Christmas carols.
178. feeling important.
179. rainy days.
180. empty elevators.
181. vacations.
182. good books.
183. new sweats.
184. old sweats.
185. a boyfriend who thinks I look fabulous in them.
186. a good parking place.
187. no curfew.
188. unless I need an excuse.
189. being stubborn.
190. flowers.
191. victorious Trivial Pursuit matches.
192. selective memory.
193. chocolate.
194. daiquiris.
195. getting the REMOTE!
196. Victoria's Secret.
197. guys who can pitch a tent.
198. in less that two hours.
199. warm blankets.
200. building sand castles.
201. jumping on them.
202. making snow angels.
203. a memorable kiss.
204. writing in the sand with feet.
205. being comforted.
206. not tripping, falling down stairs, etc.
207. museums.
208. more jewelry.
209. obnoxious key chains.
210. chaos.
211. organization.
212. a plethora of cash.
213. pleading ignorance.
214. when it's convenient.
215. being fickle.
216. inspiring jealousy.
217. a good scare.
218. parks.
219. New York.
220. mystery.
221. good concerts.
222. love letters.
223. privacy.
224. flowers never go out of style.
225. killer underwear.
226. speaking in CAPITAL LETTERS.
227. slacking off.
228. a secret admirer.
229. being late.
230. great back massages.
231. blaming someone else.
232. naps.
233. short lines.
234. all of the above.
235. none of the above.