What Women Really Mean

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What they mean...

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  Can't we just be friends? 

-There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body
touch any part of mine, again. 

                    I just need some space                       

-...without you in it 

                    Can you help me with my homework?                             

-If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. 

                Do I look fat in this dress?                                

-We haven't had a fight in a while 

                                                No, pizza's fine                                                     

-Cheap bastard 

I just don't want a boyfriend now    

-I just don't want (you as) a boy-friend now 

I don't know; what do you want to do? 

-I can't believe that you have nothing planned 

Come here         

-My puppy does this too 

I like you but... 

- I don't like you 

You never listen 

-You never listen 

We're moving too quickly   

- I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend 

I'll be ready in a minute     

- I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. 

Oh, no, I will pay for myself     

-I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch 

Oh Yes! Right there        

 -Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'm just going out with the girls    

-We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends 

There's no one else       

-I am doing your brother 

Size doesn't count...

 -unless I want an orgasm   

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