1.That shirt looks very becoming on you..of course if I were on you I would be coming too.
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together.
4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only ten I see!
7. That dress looks nice....Of course, itd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
8. Are you lost maam? Because heavens a long way from here.
9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!?
11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
12. (Check females shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
14. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
15. Nice to meet you, Im (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
20. Screw me if Im wrong, but isnt your name Gretchen?
22. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
23. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
24. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
25. Thats a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
26. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
27. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
28. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples...
29. Are you religious? Cause I�m the answer to all your prayers!
30. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
31. Pardon me, are you in heat?!
32. Are you O.K.? Because heavens a long way from here.
33. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, Id get 69
34. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
35. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
36. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
37. You�re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
38. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
39. Your face or mine?
40. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
41. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
42. Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
43. Hi, my names (_____), how do you like me so far?
44. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don�t like pizza?
45.� She: (to passing man) Do you have the time?
Him: Do you have the energy?
46. Bond. James Bond.
47. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what�s one more?
48. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.)
Him: I like nothing better.
49. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?
50. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
51. You know, you�ve got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
52. That�s a really nice smile you�ve got, shame that�s not all you are wearing.
53. Think you can dance in those shoes?
54. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
55. You�re No Parking right? Just trying to guess your sign.
56. Why don't you surprise your roommate/parents and not go home tonight?
57. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
58. Lie down. I think I love you.
59. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
60. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
61. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
62. My friend and I have a bet that you wont take off you blouse in a public place.
63. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
64. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
65. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
66. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
67. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don�t know where he is....(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I�m here with you
68. Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
69. Here�s a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
70. Hey baby, you smell, lets take a shower together!
71. Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
72. Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
73. You�re so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
74. My name is ______. Just remember that, so you�ll know what to scream later.
75. Can I flirt with you?
76. Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
77. [Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!
78. (Grab her butt...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
79. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
80. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
81. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
82. So....how am I doing?
83. How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
84. (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
85. You know what would look good on you? Me!
86. Excuse me, but I�m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
87. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, Hi Kate! She says, I�m not Kate! And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, But you sure feel like her!
He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
89. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn�t mean we are!
90. Hey, didn�t we go to different schools together?
91. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
92. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub.� Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
93. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
94. Excuse me, do you live around here often?
95. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
96. I have only three months to live...
97. Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?
98. Hi!�� I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
99. Where have you been all my life?
100. In the produce department: How can you tell if these things are ripe?
101. Hey, weren�t you Miss Virginia last year?
102. Don�t worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that were together.
103. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
104. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you�re dope.
105. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
106. Hey, don�t I know you? Yeah, you�re the girl with the beautiful smile
107. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
108. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
109. As she's leaving....Hey aren�t you forgetting something? She: What �.. Me!
110. If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
111. Want to see my stamp collection?
112. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
113. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
114. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
115. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
116. Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
117. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
118. Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
119. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
You: Well then, please start.
120. Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
121. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
122. Beauty is only a light switch away...
123. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
124. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
125. Do you have a boyfriend?Well, when you want a MAN friend,come and talk to me
126. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds...
127. I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
128. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
129. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
130. Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
131. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
132. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
133. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
134. Stand still so I can pick you up!
135. Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number.� If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
136. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
137. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
138. Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
139. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
140. Man: (beckons woman with finger)
Woman:(Approaches man)
Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?
141. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
142. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
143. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
144. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
145. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
146. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
147. Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
148. Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
149. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
150. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
151. Baby, you look good coming AND going!
152. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
153. I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person.
154. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
155. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No.
Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
156. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
157. He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.
158. Take an icecube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
159. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
160. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
161. You know what I like about you? My arms.
162. What did you say?Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
163. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
164. You make my software turn to hardware!
165. Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
167. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone,but I can make your Bedrock!
168. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
169. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
170. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room
171. As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illumininate each other.
172. Are you going places or just being taken?
173. If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
174. Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
175. Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
176. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room.I'll give a minute to catch your breath!
177. Hey baby, is your name Gillete? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
178. Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
179. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
180. Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
181. Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
182. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
183. She: You're so sweet...
He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!
184. Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
185. Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
186. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...
187. Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
189. Hey baby, I can do things that would make Madonna blush.
190. Would you like coffee, tea, or me?
191. I'm just like the Energizer bunny. I keep going and going.
192. Hey, could you pick that up ?
She says "pick what up?"
My heart, it just fell at your feet.
193. If the sky was made of paper and the oceans made of ink, I still wouldn't have enough space to describe how beautiful I think you are.
194. My name's Snickers, cuz I'll really satisfy you.
195. While kissing someone passionately, suddenly pull away and while looking deep into their eyes seductively say "This is a game... a very sexy game."
196. Excuse me, do you work for Federal Express? I couldn't help but notice you checking out my package.
197. Hey baby, you wanna play road? That's when you lay down and I blacktop you!
198. Hey baby, I just got a new waterbed! Wanna make some waves?
199. Hey baby, I'm just like Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'll do you right!
200. (Walk up to a chick and say) Excuse me... i couldn't help but noticing you undressing me with your eyes...
201. Damn girl, you look so good, I don't know whether to eat you or say hello!
202. Hey girl, you must work at KFC because you are finger licking good!
203. Hey baby, I'm a musician....come home with me and see a great pianist!
204. I feel like Richard Gere! Why? Because I'm standing next to a pretty woman.
205. Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
206. He : You remind me of a green bottle!
She : Why
He : Because I want to Mou and Do you
207. Baby, your parents must have been terrorists, cause you're da bomb!
208. Hey baby, I'm like Burger King...you can have me your way!
209. Do you sleep on your stomach? ["No."] Can I?
210. Is your man made out of glass? ["What?"] Is your man made out of glass? ["No, why?"] Drop him; he won't break.
211.Your name must be Daisy, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here!
212.Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
213.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
214.I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
215.You must be from Jamaica, because Jamaican me crazy.