"A Women's Little Instruction Book"

1.  If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
you're aiming too high.

  2.  Women don't make fools of men --
most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

  3.  The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
you're sick of him.

  4.  Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

  5.  A woman's work that is never done is the stuff
she asked her husband to do.

  6.  If you want a nice man go for a bald one --
they try harder.

  7.  Go for younger men. You might as well --
they never mature anyway.

  8.  A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.

  9.  Men are all the same --
they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

  10. Definition of a man with manners --
he gets out of the bath to pee.

  11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
you will usually find that he is.

  12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men --
a woman.

  13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men --
strong, caring, loving --
they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

  14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent --
but they make great pets.

  15. Men's brains are like the prison system --
not enough cells per man.

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