BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

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We got off the Titanic first.

� We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.

� We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

� We can cry and get off speeding fines.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central
figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we
look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

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