1). How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world 20)How do you get a men to do sit-ups?
does it take to do the dishes?
both of them.
2) Why did the man cross the road?
he heard the chicken was a easy.
3) Why don't women blink during foreplay?
they don't have time.
4) Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
they won't stop to ask directions.
5) What do men and sperm have in common?
they both have one in a million chance of becoming a human being
6) How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
he buys two cases of beer
7) What is the difference between men and government bonds?
the bonds mature
8) Why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
9) How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
we don't know, it has never happened.
10) Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
11) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
a widow.
12) When do you care for a man's company?
when he owns it.
13) What are a woman's four favorite animals?
a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
and a monkey to pay for it all.
14) Why are married women heavier that single women?
a single woman come home, see what's in the fridge and goes to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
15) How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
his hand caught fire
16) How do you get a man to do sit ups?
put the remote control between his toes.
17) What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
18) What did god say after creating eve?
practice makes perfect.
19) How are men and parking spots alike?
good ones are always taken
Put the remote control between his toes
21)What do men consider housecleaning?
Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them.
22)How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
23)What do men consider a 7 course meal?
A hotdog and a six pack of beer.
24)How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1-man will screw just about anything
5-one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
25)Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the
women will as for the direction.
26)How can you tell if a man is excited?
He�s breathing
27)How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach every time a bikini goes by
28)What do men consider foreplay?
Half an hour of bagging.
29)What are two reasons why men don�t mind their own
business ?
No mind.
No business.
30)If men to got pregnant�
Abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive
through windows.
31)Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring and good looking ?
Because they already have boyfriend.
32)Did you hear about the man who won the gold metal at the
Olympic?
He had it bronzed.
33)How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
34)What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
35)What is a man�s view of safe sex ?
A padded headboard.
36)How do men sort their laundry?
�Filthy� and �Filthy but Wearable�.
