Hello.........can't talk now
To the puter like the wind
I'm off to check my emails
and send some ecards to my friends!
What's that you say?
Could I sit down!
Some time with you to spend!
WEEEEEEEEL I would but really should check
for emails from my friends!
HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO.......You think I'm on too much
Surfing ecard sites galore.
Watch out!!!!!!!!! You're treading REAL thin ice,
Those words could start a WAR!!!!!
Now you know I love my puter.
It's my very bestest friend!
So you go to the golf course.
Conversations at an end!!!!!
What's that you say???
I love my puter more than I love you????
Well......it doesn't talk back,
and never says, "Honey, could you do????"
So straight way to the golf course
I think that you should sail!!!!
I'm going to my puter,
I have to check my mail!!!!!!!!!
~Written by Ginger Bratton~
~Used with author's permission~