and weird crap people ask me:
A: Isn't that obvious or do you need Legolas to point it out for you?
A: I'm very flattered you think that was my work, but really it was all Peter Jackson, the other screen writers and of course the "acting skills" of Mr. Bloom. If you have a problem with it, blame TPTB, not me!
A: ........*sigh* The Powers That Be!
A: Why? Lookin' for a date?
A: Well, "Steve" lets compare the two;
*Staff makes nifty flashlight/spotlight.
*Uses staff to physically assault hobbits, but it also subs as a walking stick.
*Staff must be held, an inconvenience when riding a horse.
*Talks to moths.
*Has pointy hat.
*Has too many wrinkles to make out specific shapes.
*Has a knack for getting everyone else into trouble, then running away.
*Has ridden a giant eagle naked.
*Fears include; doing dangerous tasks himself.
*Wand makes nifty flashlight.
*Uses wand for defensive and protective charms. Can conjure anything from food to fire with the right incantation. Plus a number of other unmentionable stuff.
*Wand fits in pocket for easy travel.
*Talks to snakes.
*Has stylish round glasses,
*Has lightning bolt shaped scar.
*Has a knack for getting into trouble.
*Has mad broom riding skills.
*Fears include; arch nemesis, Lord Voldemort and those creepy dementors.
A: Depends, were you awake at the time?
A: That pissed off British bloke! You really think I watch that show?
A: Yes, it will rain, but don't worry, nobody you invited will show up anyway.
A: What am I a Magic 8 Ball now?
A: Signs are hazy, ask again later!
A: Is your name really Seamus?