Outside Nazgul HQ:
Ringwraith- (sees Help Wanted sign) Hmm... (enters)
Nazgul #8- (behind desk) Can I help you?
Ringwraith- I was wondering about the job
Nazgul #8- We need to replace number 9
Ringwraith- What happened to him?
Nazgul #8- I was promoted to number 8
Ringwraith- What happened to number 8?
Nazgul #8- We all got promoted after the......uh.....incident
Ringwraith- What incident?
Nazgul #8- Well, we don't really talk about it.
Ringwraith- Come on
Nazgul #8- Well......are leader number 1 was...... killed
Ringwraith- That's nothing to be ashamed of
Nazgul #8- You haven't heard how it happened
Ringwraith- .........How???
Nazgul #8- It was most pathetic really. He was killed by a hobbit AND a women
Ringwraith- Oh......Um.....what's a hobbit?
Nazgul #8- Kind of a little..... half man.....thing!
Ringwraith- Oh......I see.......
Nazgul #8- So you want the job?
Ringwraith- Uh.....not really
Nazgul #8-Yeah....