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When Denethor goes crazy, and he tells all of his guards to "break your positions! flee for your lives! flee!" and then Gandalf hits him with his staff! It's so funny! and it reminded me of your parody!
I think it's when Denethor has gone crazy and is trying to burn himself and Faramir, and Gandalf knocks him into the fire and Denethor goes running off the tower on fire. GO GANDALF!
My favourite part is when the Fellowship is in Moria. There is a scene when they're running away from the Balrog and Boromir almost falls off the stairs. Right after that, Gandalf tells Aragorn to lead the group. When Aragorn shows concern for the old man, Gandalf violently solves him against the wall and say's "Swards are no more use here." My fav part is actually the look Aragorn gives Gandalf after he pushed him. He looked like he was about to nick his head off. It's no wonder he didn't seem that upset when Gandalf died.
I'd say my favorite scene would have to be in the beginning of the Fellowship when Frodo runs up to Gandalf and says 'You're late!' and Gandalf says 'A wizard is never late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.' First reason I like it is because it is just fun to use variations when people say 'you're late' or 'you're early.' Secondly I think it is funny that Gandalf says 'A wizard' as if implying that he may not actually be one. Thirdly I find it interesting that Gandalf refers to 'a wizard' as 'he.' Finally it is just funny that Gandalf has to emphasize the he's a wizard. He emphasizes it by saying 'A wizard is never late nor is he early.....' rather then saying 'I never arrive late nor do I arrive early, I arrive precisely when I mean to.'
Theoden's face after Helm's Deep wall explodes. Teach him to taunt my mast-....Uh....I mean Saruman!
Aragorn distracting Haldir long enough for the Orc to kill him. Good job Aragorn!
After the Ent's decide not to help, Pippin tries to cheer Merry up. Then Merry gives his depressing speech and breaks the last ounce of innocent hobbit spirit poor Pip has left. GO MERRY!
During the battle on Pelennor Fields, Theoden yells, 'Rally to me, to me' and everyone runs away instead leaving him to get eaten by weird dragon thing. It cracks me up every time.
Saruman's speeches! They make me feel all evil inside. He'd totally win if he ran for president. Then again, it apparently doesn't take much.
When Pippin's passed out after looking in the palantir, Gandalf runs to him and shoves Merry down. It's really rude and completely unnecessary. Poor little Merry!