(tune of Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge soundtrack)
Sung by hobbit's about Aragorn
I wanted to change the French to Elvish but I dont know Elvish so just skip it
(Gandalf)
Where's all my souls hobbits
Let me hear ya'll flow hobbits
(All= Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Merry)
Hey Strider, go Strider, soul Strider, flow Strider
Hey Strider, go Strider, soul Strider, flow Strider
(Frodo)
We met Aragorn in an Inn down at Bree
Struttin' around on the street
He said, "Hello, hey Fro, you wanna give me a go?"
(ALL)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya ada (yeah-ey)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya here (here)
Poncy Ranger ya ya (ooh yeah)
(Frodo)
Picked up dirty Dunadan
(ALL)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ah, oh)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(Sam)
He sat in a booth and watched us drinking up
While smokin all that Old Toby stuff
in his black leather things
'til dumbass put on the ring, yeah
(ALL)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya ada (da da)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya here (ooh ooh yah yah)
Poncy Ranger ya ya (yaaaa)
(Sam)
Picked up dirty Dunadan
(ALL)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (Yeah yeah yeah uh)
(Merry)
We left Bree in the morning and went to Amon Sul
Lit a fire to lead Ringwraiths
Straight up the hill
We independent dudes, some mistake us for fools
I'm sayin' why should I die when I can get other people to?
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm a keep playing around like nothing bothers me
'til Strider comes back and sets Nazgul on fire
Four weak ass hobbits from the goddamn Shire
Hey Strider, soul Strider
Better be on the go, Strider
We got to Rivendell and met Elrond the prick
Eavesdropped on Council then joined Fellowship
You wanna gitchie, gitchie, ya ya (come on)
Poncy Ranger (what)
Picked up dirty Dunadan
(ALL)
(One more time c'mon)
Dunadan (ooh)
Dunadan (ooh yeah)
Dunadan (ooh, hey hey hey)
(Pippin)
Through Moria we trudged 'til Gandalf died
Aragorn took us in Lorien to hide (all right)
Elves made him bathe, scrubbed him down until he cried
Dirt (dirt) dirt (dirt) dirt
(Sam)
Now he's the king 'til the day he dies (day he dies)
(Frodo)
Livin' the clean and hygienic life
(Pippin)
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep
Dirt (dirt) dirt (dirt) dirt
(ALL)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya ada (da da ahah oh)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya here (ooh oh lord)
Poncy Ranger ya ya (oh oh oohoh )
(Pippin)
Picked up dirty Dunadan
(ALL)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my hobbits yah)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (ooh)
(Gandalf)
Pippin (oh yeah ooh)
Sam (Dirty Dunadan)
Merry (hey hey uh uh uh uh uh uh uh)
Frodo (oh oh ooooh)
Missing the dirty days
Poncy Ranger (ooh dadow dadow)
Mithrandir here
(ALL)
Picked up dirty Dunadan ooh yes!