Okay this story has some strong language that may offend, but I am keeping to actual events and what was actually said. This is a true story and only the names have been changed. I'd say this is okay for a teenager to read but I wouldn't let a child under 10 yrs of age read it. But it just has 3 swear words in it that's all, the rest of it is good.
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My uncle Dallas used to tease his brother Keith relentlessly. But that's okay because Keith was a *huge* brat who would threaten all his brothers and sister that if they didn't give him what he wanted then he would tell the parents that they hit him and they would get a beating.
I was living with my grandparents and my mom was working so my uncles watched over me. Well one day Dally calls me over and says, "Dana, go up stairs and tell Keith he's an fuckin' retard." He had me repeat it a few times so I would get it right. So I go up stairs and Keith's in his bedroom, and I say, "Keith?" And he says "What!" And then I say really fast and start running down the steps, "YOU'RE A FUCKIN!"
I remember him coming down after me but he didn't catch me, and he wouldn't dare because Dally would kick his ass.
Well that was back when I was 4 years old. It's a funny story and all true. The only fabrication is the names, I choose Dallas and Keith 'Two-Bit' from the movie The Outsiders. I feel that the characters of the movie and the characters of my uncles are similar.
And we still call each other a fuckin'. And recentless I told my friend Tanya about it, after I called her a fuckin', all in jest of course. And now she's using it too. And she calls her husband a fuckin' when he is getting on her nerves but he doesn't know what it means and she likes to keep him guessing, lol.
And I'm sure it will be getting around the internet and I wanted people to know what it means, and it's not meant to be offensive, it's just something said among friends.
