| Heeeyyy everybody!! So, have you heard of the new exhibit in the London Zoo? Yea... Apparently it's so good that it made one guy (and numerous others, no doubt) visit the zoo for the first time in the several years he had lived in the city. So what is this new exotic animal that is getting people to flock in hoards to get a glimpse of it? (Drumroll please...) Iiiitt's Humans! (...blank stare...) Yes, that's right. PEOPLE thought it would be a wonderful idea to put PEOPLE in a cage and get a bunch of PEOPLE to pay to see it. The best part is....it worked. They put eight volunteers in an empty bear exibit with leaves covering thier "bits" (over bathing suits) and a sign that read "Warning: Humans in thier Natural Environment". Warning? Warning?! What the hell are they gonna do..... talk me to death?? Oh watch out children... thier using slang!! As for thier "natural environment"... it's a bloody bear exhibit!! It's a bunch of rocks! If they knew anything about where homo sapiens came from, they would know that the first humans originated in Africa.... Africa people!! I mean sure there are rocks in Africa, but come on! It looks like a freaking mountainous region in there!! Not to mention the fact that they give these wierdos games and toys to amuse themselves. Anything wrong with this picture? The least they could do is act like they were "just another primate" as a zoo spokesperson says. Otherwise, what the hell are these people paying to see them for? Because, and I want to emphasize this: most of the zoo patrons actually came exclusively for this exhibit. Yes, I know, I think they are insane too. One girl, however, wasn't pleased with it. Hmm... Imagine that. She says, and I quote: "They're not doing anything. It looked lots better on the news.".....wait, hold on. So, you were warned... and you still came....? Wow. I guess stupidity is universal, folks. Dangerous thought, innit?. Here's some free advice... the next time you are thinking of paying to see people... One, go to the grocery store or to work, or any public place for that matter, and you are sure to see humans in thier natural environment... for free! Or two, if you still insist on paying... at least make sure he/she is willing to "service" you in some way! Otherwise, you're just a dumb ass. Might as well throw your money off a cliff or, feed it to a goat or something... idiots. People Like you shouldn't be allowed to have money. Your the same creeps who keep the "glow-in-the-dark sunglasses" people in business... Good day to you!! Try not to forget to blink... oh, and breathing is important too... |
| Date: 9-1-05 |
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