Commish Report
Week 6 - October 5, 2002
When we last spoke…
I may have been slightly incoherent.
I also may have appeared disoriented and/or delusional.
I also may have displayed a sort of euphoric optimism about my expectations for the coming weeks.
I also may or may not have been heavily under the influence of various cold and flu medications, over-the-counter, prescription and otherwise.
Oh well, you know what you gotta do to win big? LOSE big. What am I doing? LOSING big.
I'm happy to say that we're all firmly reentrenched in reality now, all except Barfield who has somehow slipped into our favorite series of syndicated reruns, "Beaudin's World". A magical world of leprechauns and lollipops (here kitty, kitty) where the doubles seem obvious and back door covers flow like amber waves of liberty. One might argue that Beaudin didn't live in this world in week 6, but that's neither here nor there. We all know karma is finite, and Barfield is currently siphoning off more than would be his normal share. Don't fret my friend, there's a 2-8 out there waiting for you somewhere, somewhere you least expect it, somewhere like… WEEK 7! No, I don't mean that. I wish my friend nothing but happiness, good picking and a Drew Feight - less life as long as he lives.
Speaking of well-wishing, I want to wish a heart felt congratulations to our newest member-to-be, HamPster Balls (fuck head). His 9-1 this week was a thing of beauty, and we were all truly blessed to be a part of it (very angry). And what about him flirting with 10-0? That would have been great, right? We've all waited so long for a perfect week that it's obvious we couldn't accomplish it; so we just needed some new blood to come along and show us how it's done. I am just devastated that he couldn't make it happen in the end (little consolation). Hey, and kudos to Beaudin for bringing such a great guy into our "thing", way to go (dickhead), we relish in the success of others! (pay our losses). Great job, HB. Take Beaudin and your (fucking) $290 and hit the town to celebrate! (shove it up your ass) You deserve it! (no you don't) The fact that in just your six weeks vs. my two and a half years, you've won more weeks than I have (1.5 to 1.33) and more money too (only a little over $900), well that just makes my heart jump with joy! (serious anger control problems). I can't wait until you're a full-fledged member of the LYA! (you're so getting kicked out)
Seeyainaweek!