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| LVBW Wrestlefest I LIVE from Walrus Hall!!! LVBW Wrestlefest started off with the playing of the theme, Bawitaba by Kid Rock. Right after the playing of the theme, "Goldust" walks out to begin the LVBW Gimmick Battle Royal. After "Goldust" comes "The Blue Meanie", "Sabu", "Terry Funk," and finally "The Hurricane." "Goldust" begins by alking about having the greatest comeback in LVBW History, and being the brightest start to come back to the LVBW. Finally he said that everyone will remember the passion, remember the drama, and most of all remember the name.....GOLDUST!!! Then "The Hurricane" comes on the mic and says that his biggest threat will be "Citizen.....GOLDUST!!!!" and that Through blinding snow, and blinding snow, nothing is stronger then The Hurricane!." After a wild, hardcore, match where "Sabu" fixed the ring a few times "The Hurricane" got the victory. The second match kicked off where Dark Wolf faced Deadman. They started off right away. This match was nothing pretty, it was basically a brawl. "The Hurricane" decided to stay in the ring and ref this match. Dark Wolf was "The Hurra-winner." but then after the match Deadman attacks Dark Wolf. Deadman walks away but then Dark Wolf attacks Deadman once again as Dark Wolf walks away. Then it was time for Mikey Lighthouse to take on "Flaming" Frank Fudge. And it was wrong. It starts when they both fall over the ropes. This got the biggest reaction of the night as the ref got humped...in front of his girlfriend. A "FRANK FRANK FRANK!!!" chant began. Frank spanked and humped his way to a huge advantage on Mikey Lighthouse. A "SPEEDO" chant began also. Frank started dancing and took off his pants and revealed a speedo to the biggest reaction in LVBW History, then "Flaming" Frank Fudge falls in embarassment and Mikey Lighthouse makes the cover and gets the victory. Oh my...it was War against Renegade time in a "Fans Bring the Weapons" Match. This wasn't pretty as War begins yelling at the fans then gets a cone thrown at him. Something gets thrown at War and he then runs through the crowd yelling at people, as people are laughing at him, he just gets angrier. Simon and Alx Prime come out for no apparent reason at this point in the match, seeming to be discussing something. All of a sudden Don Miakail Mikolivich gets the cone and puts it on War's head as he interefers, and that anything can happen in a Hardcore Match, it was legal as War attacked the referee. War then won the match and went on a rampage. Prime calls to War and only says "Welcome" to him but War goes to get his music on and Eddie Guerrerro's theme comes on and goes on a rampage through the crowd once againt Alex Prime gets on the mic and insults Renegade and announces that Simon and himself were scouting War, and he is now aligned with the both of them. Simon says Renegade didn't put on a good enough show and they both attacked Renegade. and say that he is nothing. Renegade then challenges War at a rematch at the next event. As War, reluctantly, shake the hand of Alex Prime, and War goes on ANOTHER rampage through the crowd. Next up was the Hardcore Championship Match, as Admiral Jiggles took on Wonder. Admiral comes out to a big pop. Then came Wonder as this former Tag Team got it on. The Admiral begins to dance with Wonder. The Admiral toys with Wonder a little bit before Wonder got an advantage. Wonder beat The Admiral with the chair repeatedly and then gave two Vandamanators but The Admiral was too fat. The Admiral chases Wonder around for a little while but Wonder found the snowman. He throws the snowman at Wonder. A "The Admiral is Nude" chant broke out. Then a "Pin Her" chant started referring to the ref as The Admiral tries to escape on a bicycle. But Wonder chases him down and gets the win, but the The Admiral gives Wonder The Jiggly Drop, screams "ADMIRAL JIGGLES DOESN'T LOSE!!!" and runs off into the woods. Then the camera people chase him down as he says he wants cake, and that he has so much cake that you won't be able to stand it. Then Rick Wrong and Alex Prime got it on as Rico Ponce was a no show, and The Admiral decided to stay in the ring as the referee. Rick Wrong comes out then The United States Champion Alex Prime comes out to some new music. Rick Wrong liked the grappling which made Prime angry. Prime is complaining and angry through the match, taking shots at Rico. But Prime continues the match which is just a beat down of Wrong. He beats him with a the F5 and Prime wanted more, and The Admiral holds Prime but Prime pushes him off. Then "Flaming" Frank had enough and beat down Prime and Simon didn't come out to help Prime. Frank says not to touch his boyfriend again and smacks Prime til the next match. Which was the surprise match!! A Tag Team Match with "Flaming" Frank Fudge and Rick Wrong taking on The Blue Meanie and Mikey Lighthouse!! It starts off as a brawl but the ref seperates them and its The Blue Meanie and Frank starting it off. This was not a pretty match by any stretch of the imagination. The Blue Meanie gives the stinky face to Rick Wrong and the wrong tag team of The Blue Meanie and Mikey Lighthouse beat the even more wrong Tag Team of "Flaming" Frank Fudge and Rick Wrong. This match got the second biggest reaction of the day. Then The Blue Meanie dances as the fans are saying to put it all away. Finally Simon and Boomer squared off in the LVBW World Championship! The Main Event! Simon began with the early advantage in the match. Boomer superkicks Simon to gain his first advantage of the day but that didn't last long as Simon gets an advantage. Boomer gains advantage but only gets a two count on the Frog Splash but Simon once against gains the advantage as the back and forth match continues with a bicycle kick and Simon hits a huge F5 on Boomer but Boomer gets up after two. Simon continues a beatdown of Boomer as he only gets a two on the DDT. Boomer does once again get Simon with a throw out of the rings and he does a huge suicide dives but the ref does not see the talcum powder used to blind Boomer and Simon begins the beat down again. Boomer gives a rather sloppy Boom Time to Simon which knocks both of them down to a count of 7 but Boomer regains and tries for the pin but only a two count comes of it. Boomer gets a huge dropkcik but still can't get Simon and tries the shoulder block but he stil can not get him down. Simon gets a backbreaker then a reverse DDT on Boomer and can't get him for the three and they are out for a count of 8. Simon then gets up and does a super kick but STILL only a count of two and Boomer begins on Simon and does the rarely used Crunch Time Special. and, to the fans disliking, only a controversial two count. Simon takes advantage shortly until Boomer does Boom Time as a VERY ANGRY REF COUNTS THE THREE AFTER UNSCHEDULED FAN INTERFERENCE!!! Anyway, Boomer is the new LVBW World Champion at Wrestlefest I!! |
| LVBW: 12/28/01; 6/6/02 |
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