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Murphy's Bike Laws |
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1. A motorcycle cannot fall over without a crowd. |
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2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego. |
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3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots. |
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4. You will not feel a need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rainsuit. |
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5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put your gloves on. |
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6. Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed. |
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7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent backorder. |
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8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer. |
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9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave the flat repair kit at home. |
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10. Universal Kit accessories are so named because they fit no bike in the universe. |
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