How many women with PMS
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to
find the lightbulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the
SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did,
by some miracle,
find the lightbulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from
two rooms over to stand on to change
the STUPID lightbulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID #)#(*(*^*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN.
WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE
EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T
ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!?!
THE HOUSE!??!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE...
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