Oh my gosh I so out of breath I can barely type this right now, hold on a sec.. Let me, okay, now I think I can type it all out, please little fingys don't fail me now (MAX --LAUGH!!!).

Okay, I know all you folks out there in Frances Luzzern the website land are not going to believe me when I tell you this, but I JUST HAD A DATE WITH STEVE BONTRAGGER!

I should start with the beginning.

This morning I woke up like it was any other morning.  I did my special exercizes, drank my special dieting/constipation juice and put in my empowerment tape that my best friend in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, Rhonda Shiela gave me.

I love you Rhonda if you are out the reading (MAX TOTAL)!

I had the empowerment tape playing in my headphones as I was taking the Peterson's Great Danes for their morning walk.  These dogs are massive, but they are very nice.  Ones name is Pokey, and the other one is Pookey.  Is that the most hilarious thing or WHAT?  Only it's not really funny, because last month Pokey had a doggie stroke, and now he can barely move.  That's why the Peterson's had to buy a special wagon for her, and why when we go on walks now, only Pookey really walks, and Pokey stays in the wagon.  Poor Pokey. 

Me, Pookey, and Pokey in the wagon were making our way down Centre Street this morning, moving along our regular route, when what did we see parked outside of the Dunkin Donuts, but Captain Steve Bontragger's patrol car.

Well, I froze dead in my tracks and try to real nonchalant-like sneak up to the window of the Dunkin Donuts with Pookey and Pokey in tow.  Sure enough, there he was, my proud and handsome man.  A cold shiver went up my spine and into my brain, and I started to run away, I don't even know why, but just then, and this is truly amazing, my special empowerment tape given to me by Rhonda Shiela (MAX I LOVE YOU, RHONDA) started saying, "relax and reach for your dream."  I am not sure, but I'll bet the man in Vegas (BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY) that a sweet little angel rewound that tape just so I could find encouragement at the moment I needed it.

I turned around, took a deep breath, and recited this prayer to the sweet swaddling baby Jesus in the manger with the animals and Mary and Joseph and the drummer boy.  I was so inspired, I said:

"Holy Lord, within that Dunkin Donuts sits my dream and joy, the beautiful, and handsome Steve Bontragger, and even though You might think I only have eyes for Steve because of his cute bum-bum, if we were together it would be heaven and earth and I think I would be a spiritualer person.  Praise God, you are the best, now give him to me (MAX--- HILARITY OUTRAGEOUS). Love you, baby Jesus."

And with that Me and the two dogs made our way into the seven eleven.

Gotta Go NOW... to be continued