My List of Things that Women Can and Can't Do
I was flipping through the stations the other day when I came across the womens' NCAA basketball tournament. At that point I realized that women are inferior basketball players. This got me to thinking, "Women shouldn't be allowed to play basketball, I wonder what else they should and shouldn't do???" So here is my little list of things that women can and can't do from now on. I want to make it clear to any Feminazi's who might be reading this that this list may or may not be a joke. That is for me to know and you to figure out.
| Can | Can't |
| 1.
Play tennis and figure skate
2. Make me a sandwich 3. Raise children, including all the bad things like changing diapers and waking up in the middle of the night to care for them. 4. Cook 5. Clean 6. Do what it takes to stay attractive 7. Fix holes in the man's clothes 8. Allow the man to go where ever he want to, whenever he wants to 9. Wash clothes |
1.
Play basketball, football, hockey, baseball, or any other good sport
2. Drive vehicles 3. Play with the children. That's the man's job, but only when it's convenient for him. 4. Grill 5. Be announcer for any kind of sporting event besides figure skating. 6. Make financial decisions 7. Sit in the man's lazy boy 8. Make the man wait around while she talks to people about meaningless things such as things not involving beer and sports 9. Be funny. |
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