Bio.

Name: John

Age: 22

Birthday: May 12, 1981

Height: 6' 04"

Weight: 200 lbs.

Hobbies: playing guitar, watching TV, working on this website, studying, studying, studying

Goals: become a successful optometrist and make ass-loads of money

Wives: Kim

Family: mom, dad, Amy(21), Nate(14), and Danny(10)

And now I will tell you a short story of my life:

        I was born a large baby on May 12, 1981. I continued my early life as a large child in the small town of Sheldon, IA. My first home.......the local trailer court. Daddy worked many hours at the local place of industry. Mommy took care of me and worked a little. When I was 3 or 4 and still freakishly large, the family moved to a real house 4 miles south of Sheldon. This is where I spent the next 14 years of my life, being continuously ridiculed for my gigantic head. I attended Sheldon Christian School from kindergarten until 8th grade. From there I was on to Western Christian High School in Hull, IA. Here is where I learned the typically high school stuff. Nothing interesting really happened during these four years so let's skip them. After high school, I went on to Dordt College (or 'Dork College' as all those clever people call it).  Here I began with no major.  Soon I became a chemistry major because my dumbass advisor said that I had to be in order to be an optometrist.  Later I found out that this was far from the truth and I switched my major to Biology.  I eventually graduated with a spectacular GPA thanks to my incredible brilliance.  That summer (the summer of '03), I got married to the wonderful Kim in a wedding ceremony that will go down in history.  In August of '03, me and the wife moved out to Indiana so that I could attend the College of Optometry.  Thus far, I dominate all things optometry related.                       

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